If President Obama were a character from Arrested Development, he’d be Gob Bluth.
George Strait’s name makes it seem like he’s really over compensating for something.
Are we absolutely certain a rhinoceros is not some sort of mammal/dinosaur hybrid?
Mitt Romney is like a human-colored Charlie Crist.
“Grapes are great, but can we make them weird and shriveled and ruin cookies with them, because I hate kids.” -guy who invented raisins