lolterizt! Part 152

Posted on February 28, 2012 4:11 pm

This week terrorists, next week That One. Submit for either at

Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.

From Kris:

From Kris:

From Kris:

[reference link]

From Kris:

[reference link]

From Mr. Right:

[reference link]

My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From Arik:

From Arik:

From Arik:

From James:

From Kris:

From Mxymaster:

[reference link]

From Porpie5:

From Steve:

From Travelwise42:

From Travelwise42:

This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with [Hat tip: Freemon]:

Mr. Right takes the prize for “Opti-Grab”, mostly because he bribed me with a check for $1.09.

Honorable mention to Kris for his encyclopedic knowledge of ancient internet memes.

What say you?

#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Brian of Snapped Shot‘s magnificent EvilFeed – the world’s best source for ripe-for-captioning terrorist photos.

Send your submissions to and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

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8 Responses to “lolterizt! Part 152”

  1. CrustyB says:

    I got the Opti-Grab reference but I didn’t understand why it was on a picture of Kristen Bell.

  2. arik says:

    I think I deserve an Obscury for Creative Use of the Word ‘Frenulum.” Oh, wait, that one DIDN’T MAKE THE CUT!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!! I think I deserve credit for even KNOWING the word ‘frenulum.’ I mean, seriously, even spell check doesn’t recognize it.

    I also like ‘Uvula’ and ‘Aglet.’ (Spell check also doesn’t recognize ‘aglet.’ I guess it doesn’t watch ‘Phineas and Ferb.’)


  3. Travelwise42 says:

    My accolades and arthritic thumbs-up trophy goes to Kris for the “West Side Story” reference!

  4. Harvey says:

    Arik – I think you meant “philtrum” for that pic, since the head of her penis wasn’t showing.

  5. arik says:

    And I am feeling pretty dumb right now!


  6. Harvey says:

    Arik – actually, don’t feel bad. I knew what you meant, and actually thought that was the right word. I found out differently when I Googled for a reference link.

  7. Kris says:

    Thanks T-Wise! I do love my show tunes. Not that there’s anything wrong with that! :)

    Good ones Arik – and no one who knows words like frenulum can be considered dumb. A little nerdy, yes, but not dumb. :)

    Also, Opti-Grab Akbar!

  8. arik says:

    Harvey – Now that I think of it, although the caption wouldn’t fit for THIS particular photo, a pretty funny caption would read something like this: “Excuse me, miss, your penis is showing.” That would make me giggle like a sboolgirl.(sic)

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