Aww. I got mentioned in yesterday’s Morning Jolt by Jim Geraghty as one of the reasons things aren’t so bad for conservatism.
Because of me, things are looking up because we only need to hold out until 2016 when I can be president. Then I’ll fix everything.
I wish a billionaire gave me millions in funds to be an ankle-biter
Which political party is giving out chimichangas?
The left have the idea that you can compare a person’s skin color to a color chart and tell them what political beliefs they should have. It’s that race-based, group thought that denies the individual that I find most offensive.
It shouldn’t be controversial to say that Democrats, in general, have a very patronizing racism about Latinos.
People still talking about Megadeth? I thought we were up to Teradeth by now.
This racist statement controversy has made me outraged that my wife hasn’t made chimichangas in a long while.
I’m smart enough to know to not even repeat what Jim Messina said the GOP has to offer black people.
**powering up** FLYING EXPLODING DRAGON PUNCH!!!
The only thing the GOP have to offer Italians is a spicy meatball.
The only thing the GOP has to offer the Irish is a bottle of whiskey… which is more than enough.
The only thing the GOP has to offer Germans is overly long words and repetitive techno music.
If I had to make a prediction, I’d say that this time next year we’ll not have a very good president.
Common Sense: Presidential candidates should be injected with sodium pentothal before debates.
It would keep people polite on the internet if every comment was accompanied by your full name, where you are, and what’s your greatest fear.
Is what happens in OWS camps “rape,” “rape rape,” or “rape rape rape”?
But let’s not blow it out of proportion. It’s not “rape rape rape rape.”