Climate Change Prognosticator Cures Global Warming
A little Earth Day something from Les of Brick Moon [High Praise!]
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By the way, the Climate Change Prognosticator actually exists, because Les built one, which you can see in action below:
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Now I know you’re wondering “where can I get one?”
Well the bad news is that there’s only one, and Les had to design and build the entire thing from scratch.
But the good news is that if you REALLY want to buy it, he said he’s willing to consider serious offers. If you’d like to discuss it with him, you can contact him here.
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April 22nd, 2012 at 4:38 pm
The northeast is expecting quite the storm,18 inches of snow and torrential rains. Al Gore has be abnormally quiet but one of his zealots has been very vocal. Global Warming Alarmist Calls for Burning Down Skeptics Homes. I don’t know if anybodies noticed it but almost everytime one of these characters mouths off Mother Nature or Someone else sees fit to reign them in. You think they’d learn.
April 22nd, 2012 at 7:14 pm
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April 22nd, 2012 at 8:17 pm
Dear Les,
That’s quite the machine there, Les, that Climate Change Prognosticator of yours.
But, lately, I’ve been worried about some other predicted climate effects and the remedies I’m hearing discussed by many liberals. Does your your machine handles them, too? Like…
Effect … Prevention
Daily thunderstorms w/tornadoes … require Catholic Church-funded condoms
Grapefruit size hail … convert all garages to OWS / homeless shelters
Locusts … require poop-scoop laws in all 57 states
Dust storms – license and limit use of toilet paper to one square / toilet incident
Runaway invasive species – let anyone vote in U.S. elections
It seems to me, your machine should handle these relatively non-linear outcomes with ease. Let me know what you think.
Climatalogically yours,
Jimmy
April 22nd, 2012 at 8:22 pm
So… does that left spinner have 879 items on it?
April 22nd, 2012 at 8:50 pm
It surely must, Harvey. That’s the beauty of it! I think…
Wait.
I just checked. It’s DOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!111!!!
April 23rd, 2012 at 12:17 am
Thanks, guys! Oh yeah, the machine’s design covers every single contingency, as long as there are six of them.
For further research into a device that can handle such a large number of permutations, I’ll be needing $millions in grant money that everybody knows you can only get from
the Sierra Clubthe David Suzuki FoundationPenn StateWWFtrading carbon creditsspeaking fees at liberal universitiesbig oil companies.Perhaps I can sell the prototype to one of those climate-denying “meteorologists” who have gotten filthy rich off of dirty energy companies and selling globes shaped like pizzas.