Climate Change Prognosticator Cures Global Warming

A little Earth Day something from Les of Brick Moon [High Praise!]


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By the way, the Climate Change Prognosticator actually exists, because Les built one, which you can see in action below:


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Now I know you’re wondering “where can I get one?”

Well the bad news is that there’s only one, and Les had to design and build the entire thing from scratch.

But the good news is that if you REALLY want to buy it, he said he’s willing to consider serious offers. If you’d like to discuss it with him, you can contact him here.

UPDATE: Linked by I’m 41

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  2. Dear Les,

    That’s quite the machine there, Les, that Climate Change Prognosticator of yours.

    But, lately, I’ve been worried about some other predicted climate effects and the remedies I’m hearing discussed by many liberals. Does your your machine handles them, too? Like…

    Effect … Prevention

    Daily thunderstorms w/tornadoes … require Catholic Church-funded condoms
    Grapefruit size hail … convert all garages to OWS / homeless shelters
    Locusts … require poop-scoop laws in all 57 states
    Dust storms – license and limit use of toilet paper to one square / toilet incident
    Runaway invasive species – let anyone vote in U.S. elections

    It seems to me, your machine should handle these relatively non-linear outcomes with ease. Let me know what you think.

    Climatalogically yours,
    Jimmy

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  3. Thanks, guys! Oh yeah, the machine’s design covers every single contingency, as long as there are six of them.

    For further research into a device that can handle such a large number of permutations, I’ll be needing $millions in grant money that everybody knows you can only get from the Sierra Club the David Suzuki Foundation Penn State WWF trading carbon credits speaking fees at liberal universities big oil companies.

    Perhaps I can sell the prototype to one of those climate-denying “meteorologists” who have gotten filthy rich off of dirty energy companies and selling globes shaped like pizzas.

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