Nuke the News: We Need a Bailout Bailout
* Biden wants to assure us that Obama has a big stick.
Have you seen any features on what Biden is like out of politics? I mean, is he this dumb in real life? The guy comes off as Lenny from Of Mice and Men given public office. Except when he accidentally breaks a puppies neck, Obama eats them.
And as for Obama wielding a “big stick,” do you think he’ll use it against anyone other than his own citizens who don’t like giant government.
* I can’t believe Obama ever thought of attacking Romney on flip flopping. Does Obama want to portray himself as someone who won’t change his ways — i.e., we’re going to get this exact same inept awfulness for another four years?
Then again, the other attack idea from Obama is to portray Romney as an extreme right-wing conservative. Seems like a hard feat when Romney couldn’t himself convince Republicans he’s even a regular conservative.
* Poor Obama, he thinks his problem is that we just don’t understand him. In fact, I think I wrote a book on how Obama is just too beyond us that we lash out at him in fear. Maybe he could give speeches to better explain things to us since he’s supposed to be such a great speaker. Oh, he tried that and that didn’t work. Maybe he could be all petulant and play golf a lot. Oh, he tried that and that didn’t work either. Well, maybe he can just shout, “You all don’t deserve me!” and then not run for reelection. That’s a great idea; he should do that.
* Obama has solved one problem — one he seemed determined not to solve: illegal immigration. Ends up we didn’t need border fences or deportation or Mexi-cannons — all we needed was a horrible economy. Thanks Obama for your outside the box thinking on this one.
* I can’t believe they’re making student loans an issue for this election. I just paid off mine last year, and if there is a bailout for student loans, I’ll be so mad. It seems like those of us who play by the rules are just constantly having to pay for the bad choices of stupid people. Can’t there be a bailout for people who aren’t idiots? Like can’t we confiscate whatever little money idiots have left and distribute it to people like me? I.e., I want a piece of the profits from the lottery.
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April 27th, 2012 at 12:43 pm
Ur rt
April 27th, 2012 at 1:08 pm
That’s how the lottery works here in Indiana. We tax the stupid people who don’t understand statistics and give the money back to everyone else by paying for roads and making their license plates dirt cheap.
April 27th, 2012 at 1:15 pm
Unfortunately, American politics has become the nexus of two old addages:
“The empty can rattles the most” + “The squeaky wheel gets the grease”
A bunch of smelly, worthless, lazy, vapid, un-informed, libtard college students whine and ‘rattle’ their empty heads at OWS events – the big “0″ makes overtures that he’ll ‘grease’ their plight with the blood of millionaires.
April 27th, 2012 at 1:59 pm
The Pam Dawber? Wow.
April 27th, 2012 at 2:02 pm
“Poor Obama, he thinks his problem is that we just don’t understand him.”
Now frankJ , He is the greastest preident in the history of everything!!11!111!!!! So bask in his glory and do as your overlord tells you. You know that would make a great title for a book. You should write one.
“Then again, the other attack idea from Obama is to portray Romney as an extreme right-wing conservative. ”
Hahahahahahahahhh. Okay! Time to clean the screen from that one.
“Obama has solved one problem — one he seemed determined not to solve: illegal immigration. Ends up we didn’t need border fences or deportation or Mexi-cannons — all we needed was a horrible economy.”
Sure take all the fun out of being an American. Next you will be telling us we don’t have to nuke the moon, that the sun will take care of it.
April 27th, 2012 at 2:12 pm
I love Biden. I think he should give all the speeches, all the time.
April 27th, 2012 at 3:28 pm
We can’t afford a bailout bailout on account of we’re broke broke.
April 27th, 2012 at 3:30 pm
“* I can’t believe Obama ever thought of attacking Romney on flip flopping. Does Obama want to portray himself as someone who won’t change his ways —”
Gotta’ admit…he IS pug-nacious …
April 27th, 2012 at 3:49 pm
The one who fathered Jonathan Winters?
April 27th, 2012 at 4:00 pm
“Obama has solved one problem — one he seemed determined not to solve: illegal immigration. Ends up we didn’t need border fences or deportation or Mexi-cannons — all we needed was a horrible economy.”
When you’ve destroying the country to the point that even illegals are leaving…in favor of Mexico…you probably aren’t going to get re-elected.
April 27th, 2012 at 10:13 pm
Obviously Biden is a racist. Making insinuations about a racial stereotype about black men. Old “Blazing Saddles” type gags too.
Next up: “They say in foreign policy you got to have game. Well, the president got game. He’s got b-balls. Big b-balls.”