Out of Context Quote of the Day: Maher Says Fight Liberals Like a Starving Raccoon

From Bill Maher:

“Whatever a liberal says, no matter how sensible, is automatically evil, wrong, and needs to be fought with the fervor of a starving raccoon on crystal meth.”

“RACCOON WARRIORS ATTAAAAAAAAAACK!”

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  1. Wow, that’s like the evil twin (or at least kissing cousin) of the paradox of the liar. “Liberals like me sometimes make perfectly rational statements, like this one, which crazy deranged conservatives illogically try to refute.”

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  2. I had a pet raccoon as a kid and it was rather pleasant and adorable when it was hungry. It wasn’t on crystal meth like Bill Maher though, so that must be the big difference.

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  3. Why fight Liberals even when they talk sense?

    Because, as Shakespeare noted:

    “The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.”

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  4. I would have been happier with a Badger. WOLVERINE!!

    (I’m on the warpath with Raccoons that eat my strawberries.)

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  5. well, I guess we will have to wait for a liberal to say something sensible and see if this is true or not. It might be a long wait. . .

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  6. I agree with you ealye.

    That’s like saying “whenever Michael Moore takes pride in his personal appearance and hygiene” or “when Keith Over-man gives a calm, reasoned response” or “when Bill Maher is funny.”

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  7. The only time a liberal can say something “sensible” is after they grow up and stop being a liberal.

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  9. ‘ “From Bill Maher:

    “Whatever a liberal says, no matter how sensible, is automatically evil, wrong, and needs to be fought with the fervor of a starving raccoon on crystal meth.” ‘

    Yeah so?

    Hahahahahaahaha a liberal (I use that term begrudgingly, because it is a misnomer for marxist) saying something sensible!!

    Liberalism is a mental disorder and should be viewed as evil and wrong. Also they are funny when they talk. They all sound like the parrot from the pet store. Like baaracck your my messaiah! baarrack!

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