Out of Context Quote of the Day: Maher Says Fight Liberals Like a Starving Raccoon

Posted on April 25, 2012 10:04 am

From Bill Maher:

“Whatever a liberal says, no matter how sensible, is automatically evil, wrong, and needs to be fought with the fervor of a starving raccoon on crystal meth.”

“RACCOON WARRIORS ATTAAAAAAAAAACK!”

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14 Responses to “Out of Context Quote of the Day: Maher Says Fight Liberals Like a Starving Raccoon”

  1. tsluf273 says:

    “My version of a coonskin cap is basically me chewin’ on your skull!”

  2. Capitalist_B says:

    Wow, that’s like the evil twin (or at least kissing cousin) of the paradox of the liar. “Liberals like me sometimes make perfectly rational statements, like this one, which crazy deranged conservatives illogically try to refute.”

  3. Yosoff says:

    I had a pet raccoon as a kid and it was rather pleasant and adorable when it was hungry. It wasn’t on crystal meth like Bill Maher though, so that must be the big difference.

  4. Harvey says:

    Why fight Liberals even when they talk sense?

    Because, as Shakespeare noted:

    “The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.”

  5. Jimmy says:

    I would have been happier with a Badger. WOLVERINE!!

    (I’m on the warpath with Raccoons that eat my strawberries.)

  6. ealye says:

    well, I guess we will have to wait for a liberal to say something sensible and see if this is true or not. It might be a long wait. . .

  7. FormerHostage says:

    I agree with you ealye.

    That’s like saying “whenever Michael Moore takes pride in his personal appearance and hygiene” or “when Keith Over-man gives a calm, reasoned response” or “when Bill Maher is funny.”

  8. DamnCat says:

    What the heck does Maher know about saying anything sensible?

  9. jw says:

    the only thing maher has ever said that i agree with

  10. Son of Bob says:

    The only time a liberal can say something “sensible” is after they grow up and stop being a liberal.

  11. CrustyB says:

    Crystal meth isn’t food? I have to have a word with my dietician then.

  12. IMAO » Blog Archive » 10 Liberal Oxymorons links:

    […] Previously on IMAO, I quoted Bill Maher saying “Whatever a liberal says, no matter how sensible.” […]

  13. plentyobailouts says:

    ‘ “From Bill Maher:

    “Whatever a liberal says, no matter how sensible, is automatically evil, wrong, and needs to be fought with the fervor of a starving raccoon on crystal meth.” ‘

    Yeah so?

    Hahahahahaahaha a liberal (I use that term begrudgingly, because it is a misnomer for marxist) saying something sensible!!

    Liberalism is a mental disorder and should be viewed as evil and wrong. Also they are funny when they talk. They all sound like the parrot from the pet store. Like baaracck your my messaiah! baarrack!

  14. zzyzx says:

    If that’s true Mr. Maher (that liberals say sensible things) then how do you explain MSNBC??

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