Out of Context Quote of the Day: Maher Says Fight Liberals Like a Starving Raccoon
From Bill Maher:
“Whatever a liberal says, no matter how sensible, is automatically evil, wrong, and needs to be fought with the fervor of a starving raccoon on crystal meth.”
“RACCOON WARRIORS ATTAAAAAAAAAACK!”
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April 25th, 2012 at 10:07 am
“My version of a coonskin cap is basically me chewin’ on your skull!”
April 25th, 2012 at 10:18 am
Wow, that’s like the evil twin (or at least kissing cousin) of the paradox of the liar. “Liberals like me sometimes make perfectly rational statements, like this one, which crazy deranged conservatives illogically try to refute.”
April 25th, 2012 at 10:26 am
I had a pet raccoon as a kid and it was rather pleasant and adorable when it was hungry. It wasn’t on crystal meth like Bill Maher though, so that must be the big difference.
April 25th, 2012 at 10:37 am
Why fight Liberals even when they talk sense?
Because, as Shakespeare noted:
“The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.”
April 25th, 2012 at 10:47 am
I would have been happier with a Badger. WOLVERINE!!
(I’m on the warpath with Raccoons that eat my strawberries.)
April 25th, 2012 at 11:02 am
well, I guess we will have to wait for a liberal to say something sensible and see if this is true or not. It might be a long wait. . .
April 25th, 2012 at 11:17 am
I agree with you ealye.
That’s like saying “whenever Michael Moore takes pride in his personal appearance and hygiene” or “when Keith Over-man gives a calm, reasoned response” or “when Bill Maher is funny.”
April 25th, 2012 at 11:29 am
What the heck does Maher know about saying anything sensible?
April 25th, 2012 at 11:35 am
the only thing maher has ever said that i agree with
April 25th, 2012 at 12:05 pm
The only time a liberal can say something “sensible” is after they grow up and stop being a liberal.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:01 pm
Crystal meth isn’t food? I have to have a word with my dietician then.
April 25th, 2012 at 2:06 pm
[...] Previously on IMAO, I quoted Bill Maher saying “Whatever a liberal says, no matter how sensible.” [...]
April 25th, 2012 at 5:15 pm
‘ “From Bill Maher:
“Whatever a liberal says, no matter how sensible, is automatically evil, wrong, and needs to be fought with the fervor of a starving raccoon on crystal meth.” ‘
Yeah so?
Hahahahahaahaha a liberal (I use that term begrudgingly, because it is a misnomer for marxist) saying something sensible!!
Liberalism is a mental disorder and should be viewed as evil and wrong. Also they are funny when they talk. They all sound like the parrot from the pet store. Like baaracck your my messaiah! baarrack!
April 25th, 2012 at 10:55 pm
If that’s true Mr. Maher (that liberals say sensible things) then how do you explain MSNBC??