King of Prussia, Pennsylvania, is named after the king of Prussia.
I didn’t make that fact up. I looked it up on Wikipedia.
Man, I was 23 when I started blogging. I hate 23 year olds. They’re so stupid about politics.
I still hope to be rich and famous some day, but I’ll settle for just rich. I don’t know how annoying famous could be.
Do you think it would be possible to one day liberate California or is that another Iraq type situation?
So Biden is basically Lenny from Of Mice and Men elected to public office.
I’d think Obama would love a friend who accidentally kills puppies. “Well, no reason to let this dead puppy go to waste…”
How about if the government bails you out of your student loans, you could then be randomly selected to fight to death in the Debt Games.
What is it with conservatives and wanting choices to have consequences?
I really should be part of a think tank. How much do they pay?
Conservatives: “Don’t touch the hot stove!”
Liberals: “How can we use the government to make hot stoves touchable?”
Bring up the “99%” and “1%” nonsense around me and my fist will start occupying some faces.
Romney once saved a dog? So he’s way ahead of Obama on dogs “saved or created.”
I wish Edward Norton was still Hulk. Ruffalo is better suited to getting in a misunderstanding with Reese Witherspoon than threatening aliens.
Edward Norton is just very good at looking wimpy while still being threatening.