Another Brilliant Move by the EPA

The EPA made a deal with NASCAR to promote recycling and environmentally-friendly products to racing fans.

Next up: selling iPods to the Amish.

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  1. I’m 1/32 Amish. I have a beard and such! Yay! I shoveled horse poop once too! It smells like Rosie! Anyway, did you hear that The Green Lantern has come out of the closet? Watch your 6 AquaMan! I’m pretty sure his super powers are way stronger than yours and you are about to become the green b__ch…

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  2. NASCAR is too ignorant these days to realize that appeasement just generates more momentum for your opponents. The EPA won’t be happy until they’re racing horses and buggies, and at that point PETA will try to shut them down.

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