Another Brilliant Move by the EPA

Posted on May 31, 2012 9:06 pm

The EPA made a deal with NASCAR to promote recycling and environmentally-friendly products to racing fans.

Next up: selling iPods to the Amish.

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5 Responses to “Another Brilliant Move by the EPA”

  1. Steve says:

    You’d be surprised, until recently one of my Amish customers had a fancier cell phone than me

  2. seanmahair says:

    I think it’s time for the EPA and Homeland Security to start on real Zombie Cannibal Cannibal apocalypse training.

  3. ussjimmycarter says:

    I’m 1/32 Amish. I have a beard and such! Yay! I shoveled horse poop once too! It smells like Rosie! Anyway, did you hear that The Green Lantern has come out of the closet? Watch your 6 AquaMan! I’m pretty sure his super powers are way stronger than yours and you are about to become the green b__ch…

  4. silverfiddle says:

    Well… Beer is recyclable… Kinda…

  5. Son of Bob says:

    NASCAR is too ignorant these days to realize that appeasement just generates more momentum for your opponents. The EPA won’t be happy until they’re racing horses and buggies, and at that point PETA will try to shut them down.

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