Another Brilliant Move by the EPA
The EPA made a deal with NASCAR to promote recycling and environmentally-friendly products to racing fans.
Next up: selling iPods to the Amish.
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May 31st, 2012 at 9:40 pm
You’d be surprised, until recently one of my Amish customers had a fancier cell phone than me
May 31st, 2012 at 10:31 pm
I think it’s time for the EPA and Homeland Security to start on real Zombie Cannibal Cannibal apocalypse training.
June 1st, 2012 at 8:08 am
I’m 1/32 Amish. I have a beard and such! Yay! I shoveled horse poop once too! It smells like Rosie! Anyway, did you hear that The Green Lantern has come out of the closet? Watch your 6 AquaMan! I’m pretty sure his super powers are way stronger than yours and you are about to become the green b__ch…
June 1st, 2012 at 8:46 am
Well… Beer is recyclable… Kinda…
June 1st, 2012 at 3:01 pm
NASCAR is too ignorant these days to realize that appeasement just generates more momentum for your opponents. The EPA won’t be happy until they’re racing horses and buggies, and at that point PETA will try to shut them down.