It’s a New Record!

Posted on May 30, 2012 8:35 pm

A Los Angeles photographer filed a police report accusing Justin Bieber of assaulting him.

Jimmy Carter being attacked by a rabbit – no longer the wimpiest thing ever.

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9 Responses to “It’s a New Record!”

  1. spacemonkey says:

    Glom fly…

  2. Jimmy says:

    *** Breaking ***

  3. DamnCat says:

    The truth is even worse. The guy is only blaming Bieber because he’s ashamed to admit that he was beaten up by Salena Gomez.

  4. Harvey says:

    DamnCat – wouldn’t getting beaten up by Selena Gomez actually be LESS embarrassing?

  5. Kris says:

    He’ll do you up a treat, mate!

    What’s he do, nibble your bum?

  6. DamnCat says:

    @Harvey – I guess you’re right.

    I was thinking the guy would have to be a total wimp with a spine the consistency of dish soap to get beat up by a 100 lb. girl. But then I remembered that Bieber is not only Bieber – he’s also Canadian.

  7. J.M. Heinrichs says:

    It’s not that Bieber is Canadian, it’s that he lives in LA.

    Cheers

  8. Dohtimes says:

    John Edwards – First person facing jail time to actually pray that he won’t be beaten or raped by Justin Bieber has just plead guilty and asked to do his time in a Turkish prison so he can keep some self respect and not lose his street cred.

  9. plentyobailouts says:

    “A Los Angeles photographer filed a police report accusing Justin Bieber of assaulting him.”

    How big of a whimp do you have to be to have a blieber attack you? Turn in your male card, you no longer qualify.

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