It’s a New Record!

A Los Angeles photographer filed a police report accusing Justin Bieber of assaulting him.

Jimmy Carter being attacked by a rabbit – no longer the wimpiest thing ever.

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  1. @Harvey – I guess you’re right.

    I was thinking the guy would have to be a total wimp with a spine the consistency of dish soap to get beat up by a 100 lb. girl. But then I remembered that Bieber is not only Bieber – he’s also Canadian.

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  2. John Edwards – First person facing jail time to actually pray that he won’t be beaten or raped by Justin Bieber has just plead guilty and asked to do his time in a Turkish prison so he can keep some self respect and not lose his street cred.

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  3. “A Los Angeles photographer filed a police report accusing Justin Bieber of assaulting him.”

    How big of a whimp do you have to be to have a blieber attack you? Turn in your male card, you no longer qualify.

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