We’re at the point where all the loyal Democrats are sure they hate Romney but they’re still settling on exactly why.
“Sorry, you’re not going home with a kingdom, but you are getting a year supply of Rice-A-Roni and the Game of Thrones Home Game.”
You can tell a liberal is disingenuously charging racism when they’re charging racism.
I think I might be part Cherokee because my grandfather had high cheekbones and attacked stagecoaches.
“A is not A… it’s an alien impostor!” -if Ayn Rand wrote scifi
Going to create a Kickstarter project to nuke the moon. What will the Lunar X prize pay for that?
What I hate most about Obama’s kill list is that he’s hogging all the choosing who dies. I want to pick some!