Random Thoughts: Just Like Hitler

Posted on May 30, 2012 9:40 am

As the number of comparisons to Hitler increase, probability of someone bringing up Godwin’s Law approaches 1.

“If you’re just going to bring up ‘Nazis’ and ‘Hitler’ in every argument, I’m not even going to take you seriously.” -Adolph Hitler

I’m some sort of smart genius.

If I had billions in Facebook stock, I’d be so sad right now.

MILITARY: “Drones took out Megan Fox, Kate Upton, and Christina Hendricks.”
OBAMA: “That was not my kill list!”

Mitt Romney really wants to be president. I really want Obama not to be president. Seems like we can form an alliance.

Well, honestly, I’ll probably sell more copies of my book if Obama is reelected. It won’t be horrible for me either way.

Are the Polish going to apologize to Obama for murdering people in their death camps?

I’m going to act like a champion of the common man until my membership in the elite is approved.

Did you know that RINOs get invited to cocktail parties? And the drinks there are FREE!

Real Talk: It’s a stupid social site we could all live without. In no version of reality is it worth 80 kajillion dollars.

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11 Responses to “Random Thoughts: Just Like Hitler”

  1. Ernie Loco says:

    Well, honestly, I’ll probably sell more copies of my book if Obama is reelected. It won’t be horrible for me either way.

    I’m going to disagree with you there. Despite the possibility of you selling more books, it will absolutely be horrible for you if Obama is reelected. You and everyone else in the country/world.

  2. Mxymaster says:

    Yes, Frank, you may make a lot of money — but when we have to cart it in wheelbarrows to the store to buy a can of store-brand peas, will it be worthwhile then? Huh, genius boy? What about THAT?

  3. Rayfan87 says:

    What do you mean store brand, they will be party brand peas, canned by the hard working party faithful.

  4. Burmashave says:

    Well, Rayfan87, if the cans are to be canned by the party faithful, the seals will be defective, and Frank will whither away while awaiting treatment for botulism at the State Health Clinic. Meanwhile, the party will announce that quality at the Glorious Revolution Pea Canning Facility #8 has reached 132% quality.

  5. Burmashave says:

    I have a theory. That I have made. Which is mine. That I am airing here. The stories about Obama as fiscal conservative and Obama the insulter of Poles represent a turning point. The LSM has chosen to report on missteps made by the One without simultaneously running full cover for him. The LSM will still pull hard for the One; however, their jadedness will cause them to publish stories they would not have in ’08.

  6. Jimmy says:

    I predict right now that you’ll be writing a book about President Mittens. Blend in some cats and dogs and it’ll be good.

  7. Burmashave says:

    No predictions on Mittens — just a prediction on trend in the media.

  8. Son of Bob says:

    “If I had billions in Facebook stock, I’d be so sad right now.”

    If you ever saw a photo of Zucherpunk, then invested billions in his company anyway, you would have deserved to lose your money.

  9. Jimmy says:

    Actually, I did mean “blend” the cats, as in a “blender.” The dogs you can either eat or throw on top.

  10. blarg says:

    you know, I understand why Obama isn’t concerned about offering Poland. It’s not like they’re Muslims.

  11. blarg says:

    I mean…what’s the worst thing that can happen if you offend Poland? You offend Muslims, and things start blowing up…things blowing up is bad for votes. I mean, its POLAND! Their leader doesn’t even require that Obama bow to him when they have meetings, how important and powerful can he be?? Besides, it’s a nation of white people who live next door to Germany – if they’re not Nazis, it’s only by technicality. They’re white – they’re probably guilty of something.

    Heck, what’s the worst that can happen? The way Obama heard it, the last time a Polock got mad and tried to blow up a car he burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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