Every day we constantly need to put holes in things. Paper, plastics, wild animals — the things needing holes are endless. You could spend your whole day running up to things and putting holes in them. And some things that need holes in them, like criminals, are dangerous to get near. Well, what if I told you that there was a new technology that can not only quickly and easily makes holes in anything but can also do so at a distance? It sounds too good to be true, but it’s not. Let me introduce The Gun™.
With it’s patented long-distance, hole-punching technology, The Gun™ can make holes in anything you want and at a distance. You can sit comfortably in your chair and put holes in cloth, metal, badgers, and Communists from a safe distance. And it can make any size hole you want such as standard sizes like .45 inches or metric sizes like 9mm.
But what if you need lots of holes in something and you need them all made quickly? Then check out the new semi-automatic The Gun™ which can make holes in rapid succession.
But let’s say the thing you need a hole in is very far away such as a hundred yards away or more. I guess you’ll still have to drive over to it to make a hole. Wrong! The Gun™ also has a special extra long distance version. You can make a hole in anything up to a mile away.
So stop running up to things and putting holes in them with a knife like a fool. Buy yourself The Gun™ today and sit back and relax and let The Gun™ do all the hole-making work.
The Gun™: It makes holes!