I don’t know about this iOS upgrade. The thought of John Malkovich with a more powerful Siri creeps me out.
If you think Obama has done a competent job as president, there’s a good chance you’re a racist idiot.
Remember the days before spellcheck? Once as a kid I tried to look up how to spell “chauffeur” in the dictionary. Futile.
Maybe they should change spelling bees so that you get credit if you’re close enough for auto-correct to fix it.
I never need to cheat in school because I’m very smart, but if I ever wanted to I’d be like a cheating supervillian.
Who are these people demanding more Joy Behar on TV and is the FBI keeping tabs on them?
Obama didn’t campaign in Wisconsin because he was washing his hair that night.
Way to keep Politifact busy: Have them rule on the statement “Politifact will rate this false.”