Straight Line of the Day: Obama Likes Golf SO Much…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama likes golf SO much…
UPDATE: From Les of Brick Moon:
“President Obama likes golf SO much, he’s developing his own line of golf balls.”
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Yeah, that’s that circle-D Democrat logo after Entitlist.
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June 25th, 2012 at 2:13 pm
… he hasn’t had time to completely destroy the country.
June 25th, 2012 at 2:15 pm
The occupant love golf so much, he gave his only begotten son, Treyvon, to the British so that he may wash them of their sin of Cricket.
likes golf SO much…He is willing to spend millions of taxpayer dollars so moochelle can go on vacation so he can play.
likes golf SO much…He put biden on wheels so he could use his mouth to carry his clubs.
June 25th, 2012 at 2:19 pm
….likes golf so much he had a flag installed in Biden’s mouth, shaved his hair plugs, dyed them green, and christened him the Vice Putting Green of the United States.
June 25th, 2012 at 2:20 pm
As a bonus, he now one-putts every time!
June 25th, 2012 at 2:20 pm
…that he’ll play two rounds everyday next February.
June 25th, 2012 at 2:20 pm
Obama likes golf as much as Moochelle likes fried foods and luxury vacations funded by taxpayers.
June 25th, 2012 at 2:21 pm
… that he turned the entire economy into a sand trap
June 25th, 2012 at 2:23 pm
… that he subsidized his favorite brand of electric golf cart. You didn’t think the Volt was supposed to be a CAR, did you?
June 25th, 2012 at 2:30 pm
…that he wants to take a mulligan and get “FORE!” more years!
June 25th, 2012 at 2:35 pm
…He turned the housing market into a water hazard. Yep my mortgage is under water.
June 25th, 2012 at 2:39 pm
…he’s having his balls gilded.
June 25th, 2012 at 2:40 pm
…the clubhouse at his favorite course added a “Terrier Tuesday” lunch special.
June 25th, 2012 at 2:40 pm
@Jimmy – don’t you mean “gelded”?
June 25th, 2012 at 2:41 pm
Those are in Hillary’s Lock Box along with Bill’s.
June 25th, 2012 at 2:52 pm
….likes golf so much he invited Michelle along to play where upon she was assaulted by an insect:
Michelle: Barry I was stung by a bee between the first and second hole.
Barry: I suggest you narrow your stance.
June 25th, 2012 at 2:57 pm
……. he quit his day job 3-1/2 years ago.
June 25th, 2012 at 3:16 pm
…he wasn’t really bowing to all those leaders…he was practicing his putt stance.
…that he continues to play even though he can’t find his balls.
…RACIST!
…because Michelle is allergic to grass pollen.
June 25th, 2012 at 3:21 pm
President Obama likes golf so much
That his court game seems out of touch
A Supreme diss
On a court case like this
And ObamaCare chokes in the clutch
Aye, yay yay yay
Your mother was born in Kenya,
so
June 25th, 2012 at 3:23 pm
One must use a ‘wide stance” (tap-tap-tap) when playing golf. Geesh.
June 25th, 2012 at 3:27 pm
O likes golf so much….. He is working on a new federal program called “golf stamps”.
O likes golf a lot ….. Because it involve hitting whitey with a club.
O likes golf a lot…. For a Muslim.
O likes golf so much… Because he keeps his own score just like his hero Kim Jung Il.
O likes golf so much… Because Moochelle doesn’t.
June 25th, 2012 at 3:27 pm
…if Obama had a son, he’d look like Tiger Woods.
…if given a choice between playing golf and bringing about socialism in America, he’d choose golf.
…he’d exempt golf from all his socialist agenda so as not to ruin it.
…he’d rather golf than nuke the moon.
June 25th, 2012 at 3:36 pm
…he had the federal government buy the company!
June 25th, 2012 at 3:48 pm
…he put down billions on what he thought was greens jobs.
June 25th, 2012 at 4:11 pm
that he does it without a teleprompter.
that he hasn’t invoked executive privilege to keep his scorecards private.
June 25th, 2012 at 4:24 pm
because he gets to hit the white one with a club.
June 25th, 2012 at 4:37 pm
+1 to Apostic. That one got me.
June 25th, 2012 at 4:58 pm
Apostic says:
June 25th, 2012 at 3:48 pm
…he put down billions on what he thought was greens jobs.//
Winner winner chicken dinner!!111!!!!
June 25th, 2012 at 5:08 pm
He’s willing to forgive par-2 being called Eagle.
His autopen has been programmed to keep score.
Because when he hooks one into the rough, he can blame teh Bush.
June 25th, 2012 at 5:14 pm
….that his published scores aren’t actual rounds of golf, but rather composite scores from various courses he played in his youth.
June 25th, 2012 at 5:37 pm
…he hooks just to spend extra time on the links
June 25th, 2012 at 5:54 pm
He declared gophers to be the national rodent.
Will spend all his time after the election looking for Nicole and Ronald’s killer until OJ gets released.
He will play anybody, anytime (Though Secret Service will confiscate other players clubs for security).
Because his handicap is so high it is covered by the ADA.
June 25th, 2012 at 6:30 pm
Les strikes again!
(Obama’s the Five Trillion Dollar President, alright.)
June 25th, 2012 at 8:03 pm
@Jimmy and Damncat: you’re both wrong—everyone knows 0bama has no balls.
June 26th, 2012 at 8:14 pm
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June 27th, 2012 at 2:44 am
Bambi likes golf so much because being sub-par is good.