Comments on: This Is The New Holiday America Needs

By: 4of7

4of7 — Sat, 09 Jun 2012 05:17:12 +0000

Of course! Problem solved!

By: Harvey

Harvey — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 12:13:39 +0000

4of7 – This is America. You can punch AND pistol-whip while wearing a Foam Dome:

http://crujonessociety.com/2009/03/25/cjs-product-review-the-foam-dome/

By: 4of7

4of7 — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 05:15:14 +0000

#13 – Harvey,
If I do that, I’d have to put down my beer!

By: Harvey

Harvey — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 02:09:48 +0000

4of7 – This is America. You can punch AND pistol-whip.

By: 4of7

4of7 — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 02:08:32 +0000

“Put down your gun, it’s Hippy Punching Day”.
I’d rather not put down my gun, so can I just pistol-whip them instead?

By: arik

arik — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 00:48:25 +0000

My photoshop technique leaves much to be desired, I know, but what I like in ability, I more than make up in enthusiam. Wait til tomorrow to see where Frank’s head pops up.

And, incidentally, “Weasel Stomping Day” was the song going through my head as I was doing this.

FYI, I want to make it clear that National Hippy Puching Day is not the ONLY day you can punch hippies, but much like Flag Day, is a day set aside specifically to enourage the activity.

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask how many hippies you can punch for your country.

By: Mxymaster

Mxymaster — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 22:33:07 +0000

My wife is working from home while I read this and so I’m trying not to laugh out loud and disturb her. So now she probably thinks I’m trying to blow a clementine through my sinuses. Thanks, Harvey.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 19:00:56 +0000

Nice photoshop, but I have to point out it looks like Frank has congenital defects in his skeleton. Who knew?

By: Les

Les — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 18:53:38 +0000

Poster made me LOL.

By: Ernie Loco

Ernie Loco — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 18:19:50 +0000

I’m not ashamed to admit that I knew the full tune and most of the lyrics to “Weasel Stomping Day” without clicking on the link. Weird Al for the win!

By: plentyobailouts

plentyobailouts — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 18:01:05 +0000

harvey shoots! He scores!! Now excuse me while I hit the mayonnaise aisle.

By: Crabby Old Bat

Crabby Old Bat — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 16:50:28 +0000

Whoops, forgot to change the “i” in bullsh!t to an exclamation point – I done been moderated.

By: Crabby Old Bat

Crabby Old Bat — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 16:49:13 +0000

Will you look me in the eyes
When I smack you down to size.
It’s Hippie Punching Day!

TM, Daggermouth (well, except for the hippie-punching part, and since the previous line in the song is “Everything you say is bullshit and I hate you,” I’m pretty sure they must have had hippies in mind).

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 16:37:22 +0000

So many hippies to punch…so little time to punch them.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 16:20:22 +0000

So many people seem to forget that the true meaning of Hippie Punching Day is really about Jesus.

By: BillyRayBob

BillyRayBob — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 16:16:56 +0000

Hit ‘em High, Hit ‘em Low
Hit ‘em where the Berries Grow
Won’t bde long, the world will know
It’s Hippy Punching Day!