This Is Why We Have a Strict NO IRISH! Policy

[via Drunken Wisdom]

You let the Irish in, and at first it’s just a little innocent armless dancing, plenty of delicious whiskey, and occasional (ok, constant) brawling.

But the next thing you know…

Leprechaun Attack!

A mob of Leprechauns are carrying out vicious attacks in and around the city of Seattle, according to a man who claims to be one of their latest victims.

The pint-sized brutes were allegedly hopping mad after catching the man dancing with the wrong girl at a Belltown bar.

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10 Comments

  1. Hmmmmm….. And one would suppose I guess that they are somehow magically delicious. Has anybody heard from Jimmy today?

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  2. Man in bar: Help. Help. It’s happening. The attack is on. O’Grady farm. Uh, send help. The leprechaun is attacking. Army, navy, guns, marines, and we’re gunna need some medicine!

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  3. C’mon now, look at the source: it’s from the Daily Mail!! You think the Sasanach amadans at that rag would publish something which doesn’t deride the Irish? I showed the story to the gang down at The Black Shamrock and Swervy Carrigan said that it was more likely a bunch of dwarf transvestites lost and still hung over from the local Pride Parade than real Leprechauns. Real Leprechauns have a certain style to their larceny.

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  4. hey! we had one of these things down in Mobile last year. scared the beejeebers out of the locals!

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