[via Drunken Wisdom]
You let the Irish in, and at first it’s just a little innocent armless dancing, plenty of delicious whiskey, and occasional (ok, constant) brawling.
But the next thing you know…
A mob of Leprechauns are carrying out vicious attacks in and around the city of Seattle, according to a man who claims to be one of their latest victims.
The pint-sized brutes were allegedly hopping mad after catching the man dancing with the wrong girl at a Belltown bar.