Obama Should Sue Him for Copyright Infringement

Skydiver “Fearless Felix” Baumgartner set a new personal record by jumping from 18 miles above the earth.

Ya know, you don’t normally see that kind of plunge outside of the stock market after an Obama speech.

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Sadly, I’m Shocked That This Many People Understand Wealth Creation

A new survey shows that 58% of Americans think that rich people in the US deserve their wealth.

The other 42% apparently think they deserve the shaft.

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This Is Probably How The Occupy Crowd Thinks The Declaration Signing Actually Happened

[High Praise! to Call Me Stormy]

I don’t have kids, so I don’t know what they’re teaching in public schools these days, but I bet this gets shown as “a documentary.”


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Well, maybe not. No “persons of color” in it.

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Don’t You Wish YOU Got Paid This Much?

A Tennessee man admitted that he served as a lookout man during a robbery of a pizza delivery guy in return for three slices of pizza.

And people say there are no jobs in Obama’s economy.

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You’ve Been Judged!

Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “Obama’s redecorating the White House…

Click here to see if you made the cut.

If you did, you should probably email him about becoming a guest blogger there.

If you didn’t, he’s got another straight line for you to practice on.

Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

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Link of the Day: Obama Wimp Newsweek Covers

[High Praise! to The Looking Spoon]

The Attention Whores At Newsweek Are Calling Romney A Wimp. Projection Much?

I assume you’ve seen the newest Newsweek cover:

Yeah… not lost on me is how the first five words on the cover are “What triggers mass murderers Romney”.

Anyway, at the link above, The Looking Spoon puts Obama and appropriate headlines on Newsweek’s cover several times over.

I guarantee you will LOVE these. And for once, that is actually a guarantee.

BONUS OBAMA WIMP LINKS:

Ace of Spades HQ

Triangle

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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UPDATE: TiminAL [High Praise!] suggests this as photographic evidence of Obama being wimpy (scroll down to bottom picture)

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Wisdom of the Day: Touched Night-Vision Lightbulb Kilometery

From Kevin Eder:

Sometimes I just want to ask leftists to show me where on the doll Israel touched them.

From john freiler:

apparently you are not allowed inside macy’s if you are wearing night-vision goggles

From Danny Zuker:

“Based on the people I’ve met here today I believe it would take no more than TWO of you to change a lightbulb.” -Romney in Poland

From Michael Kupperman:

Miley Cyrus is considering moving to Europe and changing her name to Kilometery Cyrus.

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lolbama! Part 95

Submit entries to lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



From Irritable Pundit:

From Kris:


My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

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This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:


I’ll go with Irritable Pundit, who claims there’s a Blazing Saddles reference somewhere in his pic.

What say you?


PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

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Soon as This Prints, You’re All Dead!

So it’s been demonstrated that a working receiver for an AR-15 can be made using a 3D printer. Since anyone with access to a 3D printer (which, like all technologies, it getting better and cheaper) can make a gun, how do gun absolutists expect to keep guns away from criminals? Ban 3D printers too? Or maybe just put a big sticker on them:

PLEASE DON’T USE TO PRINT GUNS

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This Is Why We Don’t Have UFO’s in America

A new study shows there were almost 1000 reports of UFOs in Canada last year.

Not nearly as many here in the US. If we see lights in the sky, we just assume it’s Obama jetting off to another fundraiser.

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