lolbama! Part 94

Posted on July 24, 2012 4:00 pm

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Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.

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My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

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This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with [High Praise! to Mrs C]:

First, I have to say I’m surprised that no one pointed out Obama’s complete lack of a reflection.

Anyway, for the Obscury, either jb for having sat through “The Dark Crystal” or Kris for his encyclopedic knowledge of ancient Simpsons Halloween episodes.

What say you?

#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

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5 Responses to “lolbama! Part 94”

  1. Kris says:

    I have to go with Beat The Hippy.
    Where’s my HippyBeaterâ„¢?

    jb – Mint Chocolate Chihuahua actually sounds pretty tasty!
    The tears of capitalists gag was good too. When my son orders veal at a restaurant he always asks the waiter to serve it with extra tears. :)

  2. 4of7 says:

    When bama goes bye-bye, will this post change to lolmitt, or just lolliberals?

  3. Harvey says:

    4of7 – probably loliberals!, although if Romney can manage to NOT be the squishy RINO douche that everyone knows he really is, we might do an lolmitt! just to turn him into a badass, sorta the way Frank portrayed W in his In My World posts after the MSM idiotically tried to “insult” Bush by calling him a “cowboy”.

    Grudging credit where it’s due, so far Romney’s been able to say all the right things since he locked up the nomination, even though I have no reason to believe that he believes them as fervently as he pretends to.

    At least he cares enough to bother lying. I guess that’s something.

    Still, I predict he’ll be as bad as Bush 41 or Gerald Ford.

  4. hwuu says:

    What kind of idiot eats an ice cream cone with a spoon?

  5. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    What kind of idiot eats an ice cream cone with a spoon?

    It’s the new style…like that Seinfeld episode where people were eating candy bars with dining cutlery off of bone-china plates.

    Our Leader, as a sort of bizarro-world/anti-Teddy Roosevelt type, brings a new daintiness to His eating style. Tuff enuff to tackle an ice cream horn filled with softserve and choco-jimmies without call for an extended pinky, yet metrosexual enough to keep His lightly-starched dress shirt free of those oh-so-pesky drips and splotches so He’ll still look smooth while fading back to shoot a “three” during a spontaneous game of horse on a blacktop hoopcourt with some bros that had been arranged months ahead of time by his team of advance-men.

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