Vice President Biden to Skip Democrat Convention

Posted on July 10, 2012 8:08 pm

(a guest post from T-dog [High Praise!])

WASHINGTON (AP) – With the growing list of Democrats not attending the convention this year, there is one more name to add to the list: Vice President Joe Biden. When asked why he wouldn’t be attending he responded, “Are you effing kidding me? This guy is a train wreck and I don’t want to be associated with him.”

“Sure beats a convention. Wheeeeeeee!

“There is a growing reality among many people in the nation, but especially among Democrats, that President Obama is grossly under-qualified to be the leader of the less and less free world,” Vice President Biden stated. “Just because I said he was a good looking, articulate black guy doesn’t mean I thought he was qualified to be president.”

In response to these statements, the Department of Homeland Security issued the following statement: “Due to the recent remarks by Vice President Biden, we have put him on the terrorist watch list. Such statements about the President of the United States should not be tolerated and are extremely racist. They are incendiary and inflammatory and the marks of a right-wing extremist.”

President Obama was not available for comment as he was golfing, away from his handicap. Attempts were made to reach Vice President after he was listed as a right-wing extremist, but he was unavailable for comment as his rainbow colored pinwheel had just arrived.

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One Response to “Vice President Biden to Skip Democrat Convention”

  1. Son of Bob says:

    As I write this, somewhere Joe Biden is being entertained by something shiny while recounting stories of imaginary conversations with imaginary voters that supposedly took place recently in diners and pubs that have been closed for years.

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