Where Are They Now?

Posted on July 9, 2012 3:00 pm

I’ve had a number of cobloggers here at IMAO, so I thought as part of the tenth blogiversary, it would be nice to look back on what’s happened with all of them.


Spacemonkey: Dead
Laurence Simon: Dead
SarahK: Married
Right Wing Duck: Dead
Harvey: Wisconsin
Basil: Dead
Mr. Right: I don’t know who he is
Cadet Happy: Whereabouts unknown, but if found, will be made dead

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24 Responses to “Where Are They Now?”

  1. Jeff the Macedonian says:

    Senator and Mrs. Blutarsky, Washington, D.C.

  2. Jayne Cobb says:

    I miss that hayseed.

  3. HokieGomer says:


  4. Jimmy says:

    Why do I get the feeling you’re trying to “get a rise” out of some of your dead cobloggers, Frank?

    And SarahK… married? Not to some blogger, I hope.

    BVW, some famous and very funny commenters are also dead. For example, Jimmer, Jimmie, Jamie, Jim-Jim, Jimbo, plain Jim and and master James are all Dead, Jim. I, Jimmy, am the only one of the James family left.

  5. JimboBob says:

    Hey, Jimmy…. not counting me and Iowa Jim and some guy who uses the name “James” with weak authentication. Also, there’s an occasional stray “Jim” but we don’t know who they are.

  6. SniperDroid says:

    Basil is Dead? When the hell did that happen? Nobody tells me anything.

  7. Harvey says:

    SD – Yup, a pile of MST3K video tapes toppled over & crushed him. Quick & painless.

    Video’s on YouTube – good riffing, but the host segments are weak.

  8. Mr. Right says:

    I’m dead, too… and feeling a bit peckish! BRAAAAAAAINS!!!

  9. spacemonkey says:

    I see dead bloggers….. all the time…..they don’t know they’re dead!

  10. spacemonkey says:

    I don’t know who I pity more, Harvey or SarahK. Both enduring facing fates worse than death.

  11. CrustyB says:

    You say “dead” and “married” as if they were two different things?

  12. Harvey says:

    Spacemonkey – Actually, since Scott Walker is currently my governor and Paul Ryan is currently my congressman, go ahead & pity the poor girl for being married to Frank.

  13. Critter says:

    was Earnest Borgnine ever a blogger?

  14. Obamaaintmymama says:

    Wow. All the death kinda makes this the Andromeda Strain of blogs.

  15. Son of Bob says:

    I see that you now consider many of your alternate personalities to be “dead.” That’s a very healthy step.

  16. KingJamesTheCaptalist says:

    All dead….just like Good Science Fiction.

  17. Ivan Ivanovich says:

    Acid Man, dead!

  18. Ernie Loco says:

    If all the old cobloggers are dead, Frank must be taking his meds. Unfortunately, the oldest and most skeezy of his personalities, Harvey, still remains.

    Consider uping the dosage, Frank!

  19. Harvey says:

    OO! I’ve been voted Most Skeezy! :-)

    “I’d like to thank the Academy…”

  20. Dohtimes says:

    One thing I have wondered about is that I recall Right Wing Duck mentioning he had a daughter born around the time Buttercup took the Fleming household hostage. An update from him would be nice.

  21. slapout says:

    I thought SpaceMonkey got sucked into an alternate dimension.

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  24. Laurence Simon says:

    Wait… this site still exists?

    I thought you’d given up after that General Jesus freak beat you in the Humor category three times in a row.

    Wow. Some folks just never give up.



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