2016 Election Preview

[High Praise! to Chainsaw Suit]

Honestly, I can see any one of these three happening.

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New Bumper Sticker: Hope’s Not Hiring; Change Ain’t Paying the Bills!

Now available at the IMAO Store (also in black, and on mugs & magnets).

Or feel free to borrow the image for your site and link back to this post.

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You’ve Been Bad. Consider This Your Pun-ishment

If you don’t groan at least once during this video, consider seeking professional help and/or chemical treatment for your psychiatric disorder.

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Link of the Day: Disney Land – The Terrorist Version

[High Praise! to Tai-Chi Policy via Bloodthirsty Liberal]


“Religion of Peace” my ass.

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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Proof That the Koch Brothers Are Pure Evil

[High Praise! to American Digest]

Ok, ok… this is only proof that Charles Koch is pure evil. I mean, what sort of monster would deliberately let these words tumble past his lips?:

Repeatedly asking for government help undermines the foundations of society by destroying initiative and responsibility. It is also a fatal blow to efficiency and corrupts the political process. When everyone gets something for nothing, soon no one will have anything, because no one will be producing anything.

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I Never Had This Much Imagination As a Child

Full disclosure: for the most part, I don’t think of children as “cute”, I think of them as short, dumb, annoying adults. Like mini-Joe-Bidens.

That said, the passion, intensity, and sincerity the adult actors bring to this semi-nonsensical made-by-children story works extremely well, in my opinion.

The only thing I can compare it to is Colin & Ryan improv-ing their way through an “Improbable Mission“.

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About That New Day Job

I think I mentioned recently that I got a new job that was eating up a lot of my time.

However, I didn’t mention what that job was, because I was still training with the person who was leaving the job.

As of Monday, I’ll be running the website for the Dennis Miller Radio Show.

On a personal note, I’ve been a Miller fan forever. Even back in his super-liberal SNL days. The guy’s just FUNNY.

And after his 9/11 wake-up call, I liked him even better.

Heck, I even liked him on Monday Night Football.

And now they’re throwing wads of money in my face to make Dennis look brilliant(er) on the internet.

Life is good.

Oh, and here’s a clip from last Thursday’s show: Dennis reacts to finding out I’m his new web guy.

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In the future, I shall tell this story as “I made Dennis Miller laugh,” and leave out the details.

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lolbama! Part 98

Submit entries to lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.

From DamnCat:

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From Irritable Pundit:

From Kris:

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From Laughing Conservative:

From Mrs C:

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From James:

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From OCWriter:

From Hunter of Atomic Monkey Action Squad:

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My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From Hadsil:

From tanstaafl44:

From Travelwise42:

This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:

I’m going with Kris for “displace”, since I’m not familiar with the Addams Family movies, which I assume means no one else has seen them either.

What say you?

#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

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