As With Most Problems, I Believe the Solution to This Is Bacon
As discussed earlier, I think Moon Nukers need a special catch phrase to compliment each other.
After mulling over the responses, I’m going to suggest that that phrase be “Bacon”.
It’s short, it’s simple, it’s delicious, and it represents everything that is good and right in the world.
Example usages:
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“That was hilarious, [Moon Nuker's name]! Bacon to you!”
“Your comment was pure bacon!”
“Positively bacon-worthy!”
“The baconest thing I’ve ever read!”
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As for capitalization and exclamation points, those can be added at your own discretion, as can modifiers specifying quantities of bacon, such as strips, sides, or a smokehouseful.
Bacon to Jimmy, zzyzx, Apostic, Crabby Old Bat, Steve, and 4of7 for being the first Nukers to get onboard the Bacon Train.
Now, if Laurence Simon or someone of equivalent Jewishness does something bacon-worthy, I suppose we could just give them the cash equivalent of bacon. Jews still like money, right? That’s what my “Stereotypes Handbook” says. Speaking of which, you should probably do the same thing for Scotsmen.
Also, if any comment trolls pop in to complain about one thing or another, tell them to just Rub Some Bacon On It.
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August 8th, 2012 at 4:49 pm
May the Bacon be with you (…. for a short time followed by the lingering bacon smell for the rest of the morning)
August 8th, 2012 at 4:50 pm
You know what, I think this idea is smoked bacon, hot and crispy on a plate of fried eggs with oven-roasted potatoes on the side.
It’s also making me hungry.
August 8th, 2012 at 4:59 pm
Next T Shirt: Bacon Is the Answer!
Checking. Heh. These already exist…
August 8th, 2012 at 5:06 pm
If we praise each other with “Bacon” then… gee, what is the opposite of bacon?
August 8th, 2012 at 5:10 pm
Apostic – tofu, obviously. Although there are very few people in the world upon whom I would wish such a curse.
Maybe terrorists, but for them, bacon is actually the opposite of “Bacon”.
Thus, mankind still has yet to discover an actual use for tofu.
August 8th, 2012 at 5:10 pm
Mitt Romney is vegetarian bacon strips.
Obama is spam.
August 8th, 2012 at 5:16 pm
Hmm. “Tofu upon you and your family!” Menacing….
August 8th, 2012 at 5:40 pm
Maybe an appropriate curse for terrorists would be “May you eat bacon for lunch during the fast of Ramadan.”
August 8th, 2012 at 5:49 pm
As a Scottish Jew, I’m looking forward to turning a profit on internet comments. ;>
August 8th, 2012 at 6:26 pm
FAMOUS BACON QUOTES
“YES,WE baCON!”Bacon H. Obama
“Go ahead,make my bacon.” Sizzly Harry
“Don’t give up the bacon” John Hog Jones
“…Ask not, what your bacon can do for you,
ask what you can do for your bacon” John F.Krispy
August 8th, 2012 at 6:32 pm
Bacon? Bacon’s okay, but it’s not great. If we must use a pork product, how ’bout Italian sausage?
August 8th, 2012 at 8:10 pm
Harvey, you are basking in BACON (okay to substitute bathe, bake, baste, etc.)
Bacon all around! BACON Eleventy!
Beer (oops)
August 8th, 2012 at 8:14 pm
Iowa Jim needs a tap upside his noggin with the bacon-covered Ban Hammer. And just so folks know we’re inclusive and all about diversity (spit!), I recommend that we make Turkey Bacon available to Mr. Simon.
August 8th, 2012 at 8:30 pm
Fine. Iowa Jim can have Snausages.
August 8th, 2012 at 8:49 pm
Snausages for Iowa Jim!
(Hey we Jim’s gotta stick together – like BACON!)
August 8th, 2012 at 9:27 pm
For us Irish in the room…senshaille! With “fadge” (potato cakes) on the side and a pint or two of Arthur’s Medicinal Stout accompanying.
August 8th, 2012 at 9:39 pm
Thanks, Bunker. FYI, I dug-up 10′ of potatoes yesterday and got 55 pounds of those wonderful, high glycemic, starchy beauties. That’s 5.5 pounds per lineal foot!
You don’t have to be Irish to grow potatoes, but it helps.
August 8th, 2012 at 10:49 pm
“Outstanding, Red Team. Outstanding! Get ya a case of bacon for that one,”
Radioed Col. Kilgore to Red Team leader after their missiles had taken out a VC .50 cal.
August 9th, 2012 at 12:36 am
replace famous quotes with “Bacon”.
It seemed appropriate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PeRMcbLZhM
August 9th, 2012 at 7:50 am
No bacon for this college! (h/t Instapundit)
August 9th, 2012 at 9:34 am
Or we could give them Canadian bacon!
August 9th, 2012 at 10:39 am
@4 of 7: Whyizzut that whenever I hear liberals say “promote,” I know they mean “enforce?”
August 9th, 2012 at 11:12 am
Ditto to FormerHostage: If “Bacon” is praise, “Canadian Bacon” should be our statement of ridicule.
August 9th, 2012 at 11:33 am
once one has recieved enough praise to be a little more casual, does it just become “Kevin?”
August 9th, 2012 at 12:31 pm
I think it should go: “A rasher of bacon to you!”
Rasher.
Yeah, go look it up.