Forget Romney, We Need This Guy

Posted on August 31, 2012 2:00 pm

[High Praise! to Nuking Politics]

Excerpt from: An interview with Stav Blackmane, conservative dark horse candidate for President of the United States.
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2. What is your real opinion of Obama?

I believe him to be a sad, abandoned boy now trapped by time in manhood; who was deceived by those who claimed to love him: who had hatred of this country, of our society and our values, fed to him with his mother’s milk, except actually without the mother’s milk part: whose rage is now full-grown. I don’t think he is either stupid or incompetent – I think he’s malignant, and that the non-natural disasters that have befallen our country have not been the result of his policies’ failures, but rather of their successes. This is not “conspiracy talk” by the way; I’ll remind you of his “energy prices will necessarily skyrocket” quote as a perfect example. He’s a bitter narcissistic far-left radical, playing out his mommy and daddy issues on a stage writ large, who has been quite successful at achieving many of his goals.
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Oh yeah… there’s more.

LOTS more…

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10 Responses to “Forget Romney, We Need This Guy”

  1. Baby Clock says:

    “ROMNEY & RYAN: WIN BIG IN NOV”

    How do we “rate” THE SOUND OF PLAIN SPEECH,
    When all BO has said are LIES.
    How do we welcome NEW HEROES FOUND–
    Present leaders we have come to DESPISE.

    How do we put a price on FAITH,
    After four years of MOUNTING FEAR.
    How can a “NIELSON RATING” CATCH,
    The way WE’VE BEGUN TO CHEER.

    We know we can set OUR NATION RIGHT,
    If we HONOR THE GOD OF OUR YOUTH.
    We trust HE will bless us ONCE AGAIN,
    When we FOLLOW THE VOICES OF TRUTH.

    So to ROMNEY and RYAN we LOOK FOR RESULTS,
    When EMPTY SUITS proved SO WRONG,
    And to OURSELVES, we PLEDGE TO WORK,
    For “THE GOVERNMENT” HAS FAILED US TOO LONG

    WE REFUSE TO BELIEVE THE MEDIA WHORES,
    WHO HAVE HELPED THIS BASE TYRANT LIE.
    And SOON, we shall vote BOTH “HE AND HIS” OUT,
    And wish them NO FOND GOOD-BYES!

    NO “neck and neck”; NO “tight race”; NO “too close to call”; NO, “anyone’s election to win”

    NEITHER THE MEDIA NOR THE ABAMALONY POLLS REPORT THE TRUTH:
    ROMNEY AND RYAN ARE WINNING AND WILL WIN BIG IN NOVEMBER.
    WE WILL RECAPTURE THE SENATE
    WE WILL EXPAND OUR CONTROL OF THE HOUSE
    WE SHALL DISPOSE OF THE LIARS AND FRAUDS WHO HAVE SOUGHT TO DESTROY US
    Copy; send; discuss; believe; support; pray; contribute MORE; and VOTE IN NOVEMBER

  2. Genghis Khen says:

    Somehow, I don’t believe this Stav Blackmane exists, but rather, is merely a composite of awesome conservatives that might run for office if they didn’t have an overwhelming desire to do something useful with their lives.
    The fact that he invoked Frank’s Nuke the Moon foreign policy means he’s too good to be true.

  3. Zaklog the Great says:

    Khen, I was also wondering whether or not Blackmane exists, mostly because I can’t find any references to him elsewhere. I don’t agree with him on everything, but he certainly talks sense on a lot of those questions.

  4. Mxymaster says:

    Anyone like Mark Levin who was wondering where all the red meat was at the convention — Stav Blackmane stolded it all!

  5. Keln says:

    When Harvey says “LOTS”, he means you might need a bathroom break, or go eat dinner prior to attempting the read.

    We’ll be posting further pieces in parts from now on, as a courtesy.

  6. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    Your search – Stav Blackmane – did not match any news results

    SEE? and the liberals say the media isn’t biased HA!

  7. Concerned and Confused says:

    This is the strangest thing… I too was wondering about this whole “veracity” thing , so on a whim I emailed “blackmaneforpresident@gmail.com” and got an interesting reply:

    “Hello! Thank you for inquiring about the “Blackmane for President” candidacy. Your email will be answered in the order it was received. Waitwhat? I’m answering it now, which you can probably take as a good sign that I got it. Anyways… While I would deeply appreciate any emotional support you might lend to my efforts to become the next President of the United States, by which I mean “feel free to spread the word if you agree with me on anything”, and even though I’m a staunch conservative, I’m going to have to break with tradition just this once and ask you to NOT financially contribute to my campaign this year, as my lawyer advises that that would likely get me into all sorts of trouble. I repeat – do not attempt to contribute to my campaign this year, especially if you value me remaining free of any truly horrible legal entanglements.

    I’m hanging in there, and have not been defeated – at least not yet – but as far as raising actual campaign funds is concerned… that will probably have to wait until next time.

    Oh and yes, I really do talk like this!

    Have a great holiday weekend!”

    Now I’m even more confused.

  8. Shelgeyr says:

    Looks like he has a cute kid:
    https://plus.google.com/u/0/103689494187394258059/posts

  9. Jim Queen says:

    I need you to close your eyes, and imagine the President of the United States. Picture him saying… “I am absolutely certain that generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless; this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal…”

    Now – imagine he’s a white guy…

  10. Ogrrre says:

    JQ, if a white guy had said that, even the commielib media presstitutes would have hollered, “Bull____!” Well, maybe not. They don’t seem to take a critical or analytical approach to Al ManBearPig Gore and his Gorebull Wormening. But, I don’t think a white guy flinging such male bovine produced natural organic fertilizer would have been elected.

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