Here Comes the RNC!

Posted on August 27, 2012 5:00 pm

The Republican National Convention starts tomorrow! Are you excited? Yeah, I’m not really that excited. Still, it’s Romney’s big chance to really introduce himself to the country. And Ryan will hopefully get to wow everyone. And Chris Christie will hopefully yell at people. Charlie Crist — the tall Oompa-Loompa — won’t be speaking there, though, as the DNC got him — they’re more the home to people who care for nothing other than political ambition.

Yeah, the Democratic National Convention goes second and has a chance of upstaging the Republicans, but I’m not sure how. Is there anything more tiresome than the thought of Obama giving another speech? I mean, the one Biden gives might be some comic relief, but they’ll force him to stay on script and it will probably just be boring. But they have fake-Indian Elizabeth Warren! Won’t American respond to yet another rich person whining about rich people? And then there is the dynamically unlikable Sandra Fluke taking on our nations greatest problem: how annoying it is to go to Walgreens and buy your own birth control. Plus I hear at the end of the DNC, they’re going to execute a baby live to show their extreme allegiance to abortion.

The Democrats are out of ideas, and they don’t seem anywhere close to getting some any time soon. So if the GOP can be positive and upbeat and show they have the direction for the party, they’ll win over Americans and the DNC will just look stupid and gloomy in comparison.

Plus don’t forget to keep mentioning how the economy is bad and the Democrats were in charge for the past four years. That’s kind of an important point.

Send to Kindle
1 Star (Hated it)2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (Awesome) (5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

3 Responses to “Here Comes the RNC!”

  1. Genghis Khen says:

    So, what you’re saying is, the god of the democrats is Molech? Yeah, that seems about right.

  2. Jimmy says:

    Actually, all the Democrats at the DNC shouldn’t oughta be there. They should ALL have been aborted so their mothers could win the War Against Women. And, if for some reason if they had aborted live, they should have had Obama’s infanticide philosophy practiced on their sorry asses.

  3. Mxymaster says:

    Sandra Fluke: “Sometimes the Walgreens is closed! You have to go to CVS! HATER!”

Leave a Reply

XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>