According to Bloomberg, Americans are having fewer babies since Obama took office.
I wonder why that is.
The article says something about the economy being the reason, but that doesn’t seem right. Less money to buy rubbers would lead to more babies, not fewer.
No, there’s something else going on.
I think it’s because Obama has been on TV so much. Think about it. After watching him on TV, are you really “in the mood?”
Oh, heck. That darn news channel has him on, jabbering about something.
So, if you will excuse me, I’m going to go not have sex.
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