No babies

According to Bloomberg, Americans are having fewer babies since Obama took office.

I wonder why that is.

The article says something about the economy being the reason, but that doesn’t seem right. Less money to buy rubbers would lead to more babies, not fewer.

No, there’s something else going on.

I think it’s because Obama has been on TV so much. Think about it. After watching him on TV, are you really “in the mood?”

Oh, heck. That darn news channel has him on, jabbering about something.

So, if you will excuse me, I’m going to go not have sex.


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  1. Well, let’s see. Since Obama has been elected, what hot lib babes’ images have dominated the media 24/7? Michelle, Janet Napolitano, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Sarah Jessica Parker, Anna Wintour, Valerie Jarrett, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Rodham, Rachel Maddow, Elana Kagan, Sonia Sotomayer… Is there really any mystery why no one’s in the mood?


  2. Depressed people are less likely to engage in the physical act of love. Physicians will tell you this. Did births spike upwards during the Reagan years? Why, yes, as a matter of fact, they did.



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