No babies

Posted on August 22, 2012 1:18 pm

According to Bloomberg, Americans are having fewer babies since Obama took office.

I wonder why that is.

The article says something about the economy being the reason, but that doesn’t seem right. Less money to buy rubbers would lead to more babies, not fewer.

No, there’s something else going on.

I think it’s because Obama has been on TV so much. Think about it. After watching him on TV, are you really “in the mood?”

Oh, heck. That darn news channel has him on, jabbering about something.

So, if you will excuse me, I’m going to go not have sex.

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13 Responses to “No babies”

  1. FormerHostage says:

    Less money means no romantic dinners or nights out. YOU just try to get lucky after a date consisting of a Big Mac combo and a Sex in the City rerun!

  2. Son of Bob says:

    Well, let’s see. Since Obama has been elected, what hot lib babes’ images have dominated the media 24/7? Michelle, Janet Napolitano, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Sarah Jessica Parker, Anna Wintour, Valerie Jarrett, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Rodham, Rachel Maddow, Elana Kagan, Sonia Sotomayer… Is there really any mystery why no one’s in the mood?

  3. Dohtimes says:

    Maybe it’s proof the man ain’t quite legitimate.

  4. Jimmy says:

    I wouldn’t know about this.

    But at least I don’t have so say something like this:

    “Going on a year now I ain’t had nothin’ twixt my nethers weren’t run on batteries!”

  5. Manolo says:

    Who needs get it between the sheets when President Obama’s so good at given it to ya’?

  6. Iowa Jim says:

    YOU just try to get lucky after a date consisting of a Big Mac combo and a Sex in the City rerun!

    I was wondering what I was doing wrong.

  7. plentyobailouts says:

    With that, Jimmy get the Geek Alert and the obscure firefly reference alert!. *Golf clap*

  8. CarolyntheMommy says:

    I’ve had way more babies while Obama was POTUS than before. Babies before Obama: 0. Babies since Obama: 2, so far.

  9. CarolyntheMommy says:

    I will add that I associate increased queasiness with Obama on TV.

  10. Vaktatunnen says:

    Depressed people are less likely to engage in the physical act of love. Physicians will tell you this. Did births spike upwards during the Reagan years? Why, yes, as a matter of fact, they did.

  11. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    It says Americans are having fewer babies, it doesn’t mention Mexicans, Brazilians and assorted terrorists from wherever that don’t pay for their babies. I’m sure they’re more than making up for the people who do.

  12. TiminAL says:

    See that? Carolyn has the right idea. Obama on TV means sex is the better way to spend seven minutes. Atta girl!

  13. Writer says:

    I can definitely relate to the feeling, but for me one look at Moochelle defines nausea.

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