Romney Frightens Michael Moore

Posted on August 31, 2012 9:37 am

Recently in an interview, controversial film maker and big fat dummy Michael Moore predicted that Mitt Romney will win the election. He lamented the fact that young people aren’t excited about Obama any more like they were in 2008 and probably won’t get out of bed to vote. He also said something about Republicans riding dinosaurs, which gives them a clear advantage.

In other news, seismologists are using Science! to try and locate where on the planet Michael Moore is at any given moment, as this may be the key to predicting earthquakes.

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10 Responses to “Romney Frightens Michael Moore”

  1. James says:

    Dinosaurs do not give Republicans an advantage. The advantage comes from the rocket launchers mounted on the dinosaurs.

  2. Isaac says:

    Who else frightens Michael Moore? Jenny Craig frightens Michael Moore.

  3. FormerHostage says:

    Dinosaurs -> giant lizards -> rhymes with wizard -> Grand Wizard -> KKK –> RACISTS!

  4. plentyobailouts says:

    Well mice frighten elephants, and butterflies frighten hippos, so its natural for fit people to frighten slobs like moore, odonnell, and barr.

    The real question is, would moore still eat the occupant knowing that he is a spoiled failure?

    How much do you suppose moore has to pay the fork lift driver that hauls him around all day. How much does he pay the fork lift driver that feeds him? How much of that did the oblamea gubmunt build?

  5. FormerHostage says:

    Things that frighten Michael Moore:

    * Limits on grocery store free samples
    * Hygiene
    * Logic
    * Honesty
    * Spiders
    * Girl parts
    * Stuff he finds in his naval

  6. FormerHostage says:


    * Stuff he finds in his navel

    (Old Marine spelling habits)

  7. Keln says:

    I don’t know plentyobailouts…it seems to me that Moore would never turn down a meal, no matter how bad it is.

    And I figure he gets around by bulldozer, ala “Big Fatso” style.

  8. Jimmy says:

    If Moore is right, and we all get used to saying “President Romney,” the frightening thing is that Michael Moore will probably be blathering on TV even more with his endless supply lipid spittle.

  9. Groucho says:

    I hope this turns out to be the first thing that Moore has ever been correct about.

  10. Writer says:

    Michael Moore-on is afraid of Romney?
    And this is a bad thing,how?

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