Why you so stupid?

Posted on August 31, 2012 7:17 am

All you people that don’t think Barack Obama is awesome and wonderful and a gift sent down from Heaven are just too stupid to understand what he’s trying to do.

You know, as good a communicator as he is, it would still take Barack Obama six months to explain something to you. That’s what he told Time magazine.

The president says he also wants to do a better job of explaining to the public how his policies will help the economy grow. Obama claims he didn’t do a good enough job selling Americans on the stimulus plan and the auto company bailout because he was so focused on acting to fix the economy.

“[W]e were in the midst of a once-in-a-lifetime crisis, so we had to just do stuff fast. And sometimes it wasn’t popular,” Obama told Time. “And we didn’t have the luxury of six months to explain exactly what we were doing with the Recovery Act, which was basically a jobs act and making-sure-middle-class-families-didn’t-fall-into-poverty act.”

So, it’s your fault. If you weren’t so darn stupid, it wouldn’t take him six months to explain everything to you.

And, if you were just smart enough to understand what he was doing, it would have worked. So, but because you’re so stupid and didn’t understand what he was doing, all that money he pissed away didn’t help.

Try to not be so stupid.

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12 Responses to “Why you so stupid?”

  1. paul mitchell says:

    Thanks, Basil, I am feeling kinda stupid right now.

  2. Iowa Jim says:

    Good point, Basil. I’ve just sent an e-mail to Vice-President Biden asking him to help me not to be so stupid.

  3. Larry E says:

    Obama’s six-month explanation of the wonderfulness of his plan starts out, “You are getting sleepy…”

  4. Dodsfall says:

    Clap if you believe

    Who knew it could have been so easy to save the economy? If we only would have listened…

  5. FormerHostage says:

    Maybe he should get his own cable-access show where he can explain his policies all the time. Either that or have his caddy wear a cam-hat and give a pod-cast between holes.

  6. Rock Throwing Peasant says:

    So, if he had explained it – it would have worked?

    I’m guessing he has to believe America is stupid if he thinks that would convince people.

  7. Me says:

    You sold it just fine, Obama. The problem is you didn’t deliver.

  8. DamnCat says:

    In 3 years he hasn’t even figured out for himself that it hasn’t worked!

    Maybe he can get Paul Ryan to explain it to him.

  9. Yosoff says:

    If he only would have more clearly explained why the 10% unemployment caused by his stimulus plan was a good thing!

    It’s so clear now. His actions and poor decisions aren’t the problem. We just don’t understand the genius behind it all.

    $16 trillion in debt, national credit rating degraded, no sign of a budget anywhere in sight… it’s all just a big misunderstanding!

  10. plentyobailouts says:

    Ahh, now I’ve got it. Glory be to that one! We were just too stupid to understand the words teh teleprompter was displaying for the one to diseminate to his subjects. ubamuh akbahar.

    I wasn’t aware he felt the peasants deserved an explanation. Now get off the green.

  11. Ogrrre says:

    I guess all of the Democratics in Congress are, according to Obama, stupid! Obama’s budget went down 0-99 in the Senate and 0 – however many in the House. Not one Democratic voted for the Planet Healer’s budget. What, are they stupid? Even Harry “Pederast” Reid did not vote for Obama’s budget; he tried to stop it from being voted on period. I guess Barky didn’t explain his plan enough to the short bus riders in the House and Senate. And, he had 3 1/2 years to explain it to them. I guess that means that politicians are 7 times as stupid as we knuckle dragging, sister shagging, bitter clingers here in flyover country.

  12. Jimmy says:

    So where DID all that money go?

    No one knows.

    And they think we’re stupid enough to forget about it.

    Which we basically are. Romney didn’t hardly touch on it last night.


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