Why you so stupid?

All you people that don’t think Barack Obama is awesome and wonderful and a gift sent down from Heaven are just too stupid to understand what he’s trying to do.

You know, as good a communicator as he is, it would still take Barack Obama six months to explain something to you. That’s what he told Time magazine.

The president says he also wants to do a better job of explaining to the public how his policies will help the economy grow. Obama claims he didn’t do a good enough job selling Americans on the stimulus plan and the auto company bailout because he was so focused on acting to fix the economy.

“[W]e were in the midst of a once-in-a-lifetime crisis, so we had to just do stuff fast. And sometimes it wasn’t popular,” Obama told Time. “And we didn’t have the luxury of six months to explain exactly what we were doing with the Recovery Act, which was basically a jobs act and making-sure-middle-class-families-didn’t-fall-into-poverty act.”

So, it’s your fault. If you weren’t so darn stupid, it wouldn’t take him six months to explain everything to you.

And, if you were just smart enough to understand what he was doing, it would have worked. So, but because you’re so stupid and didn’t understand what he was doing, all that money he pissed away didn’t help.

Try to not be so stupid.

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  1. If he only would have more clearly explained why the 10% unemployment caused by his stimulus plan was a good thing!

    It’s so clear now. His actions and poor decisions aren’t the problem. We just don’t understand the genius behind it all.

    $16 trillion in debt, national credit rating degraded, no sign of a budget anywhere in sight… it’s all just a big misunderstanding!


  2. Ahh, now I’ve got it. Glory be to that one! We were just too stupid to understand the words teh teleprompter was displaying for the one to diseminate to his subjects. ubamuh akbahar.

    I wasn’t aware he felt the peasants deserved an explanation. Now get off the green.


  3. I guess all of the Democratics in Congress are, according to Obama, stupid! Obama’s budget went down 0-99 in the Senate and 0 – however many in the House. Not one Democratic voted for the Planet Healer’s budget. What, are they stupid? Even Harry “Pederast” Reid did not vote for Obama’s budget; he tried to stop it from being voted on period. I guess Barky didn’t explain his plan enough to the short bus riders in the House and Senate. And, he had 3 1/2 years to explain it to them. I guess that means that politicians are 7 times as stupid as we knuckle dragging, sister shagging, bitter clingers here in flyover country.


  4. So where DID all that money go?

    No one knows.

    And they think we’re stupid enough to forget about it.

    Which we basically are. Romney didn’t hardly touch on it last night.




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