Obama Disses Alternative Energy Source

President Obama mocked Mitt Romney on his fuel efficiency policy, saying “maybe the steam engine is more his speed.”

Come on, Mr. President, steam was good enough for the Intercontinental Railroad, right?

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About Obama’s Recovery…

Republican Senator Mitch McConnell said, “To call this a recovery is an insult to recoveries.”

Obama’s new nickname: President Rickles.

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The Most Honest Obama Billboard Ever

[High Praise! to The Looking Spoon]

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You’ve Been Judged!

Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “The weirdest thing about Biden’s DNC speech…“.

Click here to see if you made the cut.

If you did, you should probably email him about becoming a guest blogger there.

If you didn’t, he’s got another straight line for you to practice on.

Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

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Link of the Day: How to Go Green For Paul Ryan

[High Praise! to Grandpa John]

I Recycle and Save the Nation and the Planet

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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A Moment With Joe Biden: Not Personal, Just Policy

[by Son of Bob]

And now, a moment with Joe Biden.

BIDEN: …Ya know, I don’t think Mitt Romney’s a bad guy. Sure, he’s a Mormon, but who isn’t? And, I’m sure he means well. I really do. But, the problem is, there are just such stark differences in the policies of Barack Obama versus those of Mitt Romney. For example, Barack believes that every child is entitled to a quality education in a safe environment where a kid can learn and prosper. Whereas, Mitt Romney once set a homeless man on fire in Tucson. And that’s not a personal attack. It’s not a personal attack… we just disagree on that policy. It comes down to this: When Election Day comes, you are gonna have to make a choice. You have to decide if you want Barack Obama to continue working hard to make classroom sizes smaller and improve the nutritional value of school lunches for your kids, or if you want Mitt Romney to douse a vagrant with gasoline and light him on fire. Me, I think it’s clear which candidate’s vision is better for America’s future: my boss, Barack Obama…

This has been a moment with Joe Biden.

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Obama Never Saw This Bumper Sticker Coming in 2008

[High Praise! to The Last Refuge]

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We Can’t Rely on the Sun

It’s your quote of the day from How to Fix Everything in America Forever: The Plan to Keep America Awesome. This one is from “Chapter Three: Foreign Relations”:

Another way to energy independence is through finding things other than oil to use for power. Like the sun. That’s stupid. Instead of relying on a power source we have right here on Earth — oil — we’re going to count on one that’s not even on our planet and over which we have no control? One day, the sun could just burn out, and then what would happen to us? We’d be out of electricity. That’s too risky.

Tell me your favorite quotes from How to Fix Everything in America Forever in the comments.

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Straight Line of the Day: In the Middle of Obama’s DNC Speech…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

In the middle of Obama’s DNC speech…

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I’m Now Somebody

I made Dennis Miller laugh on the air yesterday (because of me, not at me this time):

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Validation – the bacon of show biz.

Oh, reference link, if you’re not familiar with that DNC voice-vote debacle.

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Go Team!

Thanks to your support, if you go to political humor on Amazon, I currently hold the number one spot for both paid and free books on Kindle. I’d love more feedback, though, so if you’ve finished How to Fix Everything in America Forever: The Plan to Keep America Awesome, please write a review for Amazon.

And if for some reason you haven’t seen it yet, here’s my interview with Glenn Reynolds:

Why does everyone make fun of my eyebrows?

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Obama on the RNC

The White House says President Obama did not monitor last week’s Republican Convention.

That’s ok. His empty chair caught the important part.

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