Finally saw the Dark Knight Rises tonight. I enjoyed it! Borrowed a lot from The Dark Knight Returns.
We do need to see Batman punch Superman on the big screen one day.
I wonder if in Japan there are Godzilla truthers. “Lizards can’t melt steel!”
For some reason I really like this new 1-star review my Obama book got. “I do not allow such into my mind!”
7-11 has Romney and Obama coffee cups to choose from. I like coffee better than either of them.
I wish I was quicker on my feet, but I feel like I’m getting better at this radio thing.
My biggest problems on radio are that I tend to ramble, I’m easily flustered, and I blurt out ethnic slurs.
About a 3rd through book 4 of Game of Thrones and I’m not hating it. Wouldn’t call it boring, just not as exciting as previous.
When someone feels the need to assert he’s an independent, you know you’re about to get hit with something extremely tiresome.
“I don’t like the title of this book, so I’m going to write it a bad review.” Who does that?
I’m in a cabin far out in the woods in New Mexico. With broadband Internet. Perfect place for videogames.
There really needs to be a moratorium on people who moved out of California from voting in other states. Stop that from spreading.
Everything must be pretty great in the Middle East if their biggest concern there is YouTube videos.
Obama: “Well, I know who didn’t kill our ambassador: Osama bin Laden!”
So is the argument that Romney would be worse at foreign affairs than the undistinguished community organizer and legislator?
Why again did we elect that guy in wartime?
Whoever signed me up to receive Green Day touring announcements, you succeeded in annoying me slightly.
Why don’t we all be quite about this Middle East stuff until Biden releases the definitive statement on it.
I don’t think much of the press is going to vote for Romney.
I remember when free speech was universal value, or maybe that’s part of remembering good old days that never were.
OBAMA: “I don’t like America either, but you don’t see me killing people. Well, besides the drone strikes.”
This iPhone 5 sure has a lot of amazing new ::YAWN:: oh, I’m so sleepy.
If Christians want more respect, they need to be more murderous when offended.
Romney really needs to watch his criticisms as the current president is extremely delicate.
Romney just seems so much more presidential that perhaps the press sometimes confuses him for the incumbent.
In the American system, it’s wholly appropriate for the citizens of New York to tell Bloomberg what he can eat but not the other way around.
When the Count from Sesame Street is in sunlight, does he A) sparkle B) die C) is he a daywalker like Blade?
The left aren’t taking away your freedom, they’re just limiting the area in which you can use it.
I really hate the flippant attitude about freedom in the defenses of the soda ban. We need a remedial “Being an American” class.
Mitt Romney apparently makes a lot of statements that are scary to people who don’t like him because he’s a Republican.
It’s apparently a widely held view on the left that Muslims are subhuman animals who can’t be held responsible for their actions. That’s the only way I can understand the focus on those who provoked Muslims rather than the Muslims who commit murder.
It’s good to know that press will surround and protect the delicate flower that is our president.
Have we thought about spreading Christianity in the Middle East? It works pretty well here.
Maybe I’ve lived a sheltered life, but I’ve never been in a situation where gas station bathroom condom dispensers were relevant to me.
So is this video making fun of Islam more or less offensive than murder?
Arches National Park: “As seen on the Utah license plate!”
I love park warnings about not discharging firearms because it assumes you have one and it’s okay with that.
At Arches National Park, there is a big Swiss biker gang. Not very intimidating.
What does Swiss do to show they’re tough? Eat really really dark chocolate?
Had Americano for the first time today. I liked it. Probably because I’m an American.
Everyone understands that trying to keep murderous morons from being offended is a fool’s game, right?
How about an Americano, but instead of hot water over espresso, use hot coffee. If not yet a thing, call it a “Frank J”.
The arches at National Arches Park were made by weathering, dynamite, and sand blasting equipment.
McDonald’s should totally work out a sponsorship deal with Arches National Park.
A protective coating on Delicate Arch to prevent further erosion was considered, but they decided it was against the Prime Directive.
With people murdered, anyone focusing at all on a movie the murderers don’t like is a useless idiot who should be ignored in all things.
When gas is $3.85, why do they expect me to care about some card saving me a pitiful 5 cents a gallon?
Remember the primitive days long ago when people drank water straight from the tap like a bunch of savages?
Why did radical Muslims riot and kill when they didn’t like a YouTube video? Don’t they know it has a thumbs down option?
I don’t want to live in a world where there aren’t lots of things offending murderous dimwits in the Middle East.
I’m enjoying those Game of Throne books so much I bought one of those popular Tickle-Me-Tywin dolls.
When you tickle him, he stares at you with an intense, silent loathing.
Instead of forcing it to make a Z sound, wouldn’t it make X cooler and more mysterious to say no words start with it?
And Z gets so little work already; why is X poaching words from that poor guy?
And shouldn’t we admit that Y is never a vowel, it just sometimes steals words from actual vowel for unknown reasons?
Sesame Street says I can’t sponsor them.
So is the election really over already? Like should I get started with the sequel to my Obama book? I have a ton more material to work with.
To whom it may concern: That’s stupid and you’re stupid.
I never saw “The People vs. Larry Flynt.” Did it end with the government crippling Flynt for offending people?
I think a lot of our problems are from focusing on electing a “great” president instead of just one who’s not an aggressive screw up.
I don’t like the 47% figure because it ignores taxes for Social Security and Medicare which are quite significant.
Been playing Max Payne 3. Apparently videogame makers have finally developed the technology allowing you to PAUSE CUTSCENES.
I’d be curious to see a poll of what percentage of people think they’re in that 47%.
Strategy for Romney: Repeat “The last four years have been terrible. Obama has been president those four years.” over and over.
Technically, I want Romney to win, but I have a lot of great ideas for a new Obama book.
The focus on the Romney tape is great excuse to keep mentioning the “bitter clingers” Obama line again.
I think the bitter clingers line is more meaningful seeing Obama’s lack of respect for freedom of religion as president.
Winners don’t do drugs or rely on government.
So I’m guessing from the reaction that embassies get stormed and ambassadors get murdered all the time, sort of like credit downgrades.
How about as a compromise to releasing the blink sheikh we blind some other sheikh and release him?
You know that “you’ve made everyone dumber” speech from Billy Madison? The media needs that directed at them every day.