The Shameful Secret of the Obama Chair Picture

[High Praise! to Moonbattery]

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Everything You Already Knew About Liberals Confirmed in 8 Seconds

[High Praise! to The Gateway Pundit]

This is a real fundraising video from the Obama campaign:


[YouTube direct link] (Viewer #60,335)

Note well this passage at the 1:48 mark:

Hey Brian.
Hey Shawn, how’s it going?
Isn’t this my 9-iron?
Oh… yeah… I didn’t think you’d miss it.

They will steal your stuff for a good cause and find a way to rationalize it.

Never.

Trust.

A.

Liberal.

Ever.

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Link of the Day: And You Thought Harry Reid Was a Scary Pederast…

[High Praise! to iOwnTheWorld]

Like Manna For the Agitpropist

Photoshopping the crap out of that creepy Jim Messina “Obamacare For All” picture.

It’s beautiful.

And creepy.

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A Moment With Joe Biden: China

[by Son of Bob]

And now, a moment with Joe Biden:

BIDEN: …and, ya know, I’m hearing how Mitt Romney is making campaign speeches about how he’s going to get tough on China. China? The last I checked they were an ally. You can get Chinese food on practically every corner in America, and that’s because we have a trade agreement with China. Let me give Mitt Romney a little history lesson here. When Richard Nixon was president, he was lost… out of ideas, just flailing out there. So, one day I’m in his office, and he says, “Joe, I need your help, man. You’re the only one that can do this. You’ve got the know-how, and you’re highly respected.” I said, “Richard, it doesn’t matter that you’re a Republican and I’m a Democrat, just turn me loose and we’ll get it done.” It was true bipartisanship. And so, I went to Mao Zedong and I said, “Chairman, let’s work this thing out.” And we proceeded to put together the framework that allowed President Nixon to close that deal. So, I’ve got a longstanding relationship with Chairman Mao. We still talk today… he calls me from time to time. It wasn’t easy to put our past differences behind us. When you drop two nukes on a country, they don’t soon forget it, but I was able to help get it done. Mitt Romney sure couldn’t have done that. My God, he doesn’t even realize that they’re our valued trading partners…

This has been a moment with Joe Biden.

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It’s True, Obama IS a Historical Figure

[High Praise! to Laughing Conservative]

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Snopes Says Obama Wants To Put African-Americans Back in Chains

Defending Obama’s disgraceful new flag design, Snopes justifies it as follows:

So… Obama wants to take us back to the policies of 1860?

I think he just lost the black vote.

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lolbama! Part 102

Submit entries to lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.


From Arik:

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My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

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This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:


James for being well-versed in the less popular Monty Python bits.


PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

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