Why Michelle Obama Should Release Her School Records

In an interview with US Weekly, Michelle Obama bragged, “I skipped the second grade.”

Must’ve been the year they taught kids to be proud of their country.

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The Democrats Finally Have an Answer to Clint Eastwood

[High Praise! to The Last Refuge]

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You’ve Been Judged!

Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “This will probably make the Muslims riot…“.

Click here to see if you made the cut.

If you did, you should probably email him about becoming a guest blogger there.

If you didn’t, he’s got another straight line for you to practice on.

Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

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This Time, It’s Perfectly OK to Burn the Flag

[High Praise! to I’m a Man! I’m 41!]

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Pledging Allegiance to Obama – You’re Doing It Right

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Actually they do it wrong for the first 1:15, just to show you what these lefty idiots are actually doing, then the mockery begins.


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Link of the Day: Satire – State Department Leaks: Pakistan

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State Department Leaks: Pakistan

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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A Moment With Joe Biden: Our Troops

[by Son of Bob]

And now, a moment with Joe Biden…

BIDEN: …and so, I’m always so proud of our fine military men and women. True heroes, every last one of them. We were at a military base just the other day, Fort Buckner in Kentucky, I believe it was. And, I was privileged to meet a fine Marine, Petty Officer Michael Simpson. And what a pleasure it was to meet him. And he said, “Joe, all of us guys are a little worried that President Obama might not be re-elected. We’ve never had a president that treated us half as well as Barack Obama does. And, the guys are so worried that Mitt Romney might pull this thing off.” He said, “We don’t go to bed at night in fear of the Taliban. We don’t worry about IED’s. What really scares us is the thought that there’s a slight possibility that President Obama might not get re-elected.” And, I don’t blame him. You notice, since Barack took office you don’t hear about our soldiers getting wounded or killed in Afghanistan anymore. Under George W. Bush it was such a mess. It was just a tragedy of errors. And it seemed every day you’d turn on the news and there would be these tragic deaths at the hands of the Taliban. But, since Barack took office you notice you don’t hear those stories on the news anymore. And, that’s because of the leadership of Barack Obama. From the moment he became the Commander-In-Chief, he took control of the situation over there and military casualties are just not something you hear about anymore…

This has been a moment with Joe Biden.

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Wisdom of the Day: Italian Boyfriend Sexist Cake

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Ah… So THIS Is What Obama Means by “Forward”

[High Praise! to AfterMath]

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Honduras Is a Harsh Mistress

An investment group is making an experimental city in Honduras that will have no taxes on income, capital gains, or sales. So it’s the ultra-libertarian colony Heinlein predicted, but instead of on the moon, it will be in South America which will probably make it a lot easier to work this.

Wasn’t the whole point of federalism that we could do experiments like this in individual states? But that’s long gone and now all the idiots in California who destroyed their states gets say in all the others. And now South America is going to become the better part of America because they’re actually willing to take chances. Anyway we could do some freedom experiments here? I doubt it; it would be considered too scary to have minimal laws and taxes. And that’s the problem: We’re too sissy for freedom anymore. Still, I guess I’ll work on making Idaho an ultra-libertarian safe-haven. We have lots of guns and potatoes; it’s a good start.

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Straight Line of the Day: Obama Plans to Replace the NFL’s Replacement Refs…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Obama plans to replace the NFL’s Replacement Refs…

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Time to End the Celebrity President

The Middle East is in chaos, Americans are murdered, and the economy continues to crumble, and Obama is going on The View after his fun time with Letterman. You ever get this feeling that the problems facing America just aren’t that interesting to Obama? I felt that way early on when everyone was complaining about unemployment and Obama responded by… working on a big new health care scheme. I mean, there’s no interesting solution to employment as it will always goes up and down, but Obama could create a big new government program that could change things forever! It’s the same with our problems in the Middle East — Obama can’t make a lasting legacy out of handling those, so they’re not of much concern to him. Because that’s the way it is with the left: They want to create vast new things that fundamentally transform our country and earns them a place in the history books. Solving day to day problems just isn’t a part of that. So why worry about little things like debt and jobs when he can go on friendly TV shows and be loved?

We really should consider changing the presidency to the way I describe it in my book. He should be this guy we never see or hear from except when we have enemies to crush. For some reason we have it in our head that the president is the leader of the country when his real function is closer to janitor than CEO. He’s just supposed to handle the problems we don’t have time for while we get about transforming this country and making it great. And for that job, we don’t need to see him on TV at all.

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Random Thoughts: Bored Obama

It’s a new day! Time to be more awesome than the day before!

Obama wants Pakistan to know he will work day and night thumbing down offensive YouTube videos.

Contunde diem — pwn the day

The whole point of federalism is that we could do experiments like that in individual states, but that’s long gone.

As a responsible parent, how much time should I spend teaching my two-year-old daughter to dance Gangnam style?

You shouldn’t be allowed to be racist in restaurants either. If you want to be racist, do it outside with the smokers.

I once had a gun jam. Had a very metallic taste compared to a strawberry jam.

Hope the reason it’s taking so long for the next Game of Thrones book is because the author is working on an “The Adventures of Hotpie” spin-off.

If George R. R. Martin dies, I’ll finish the series. Luckily there is no genre where robots from the future aren’t a possibility.

I GOT IDEA FIX EDUCATION SPEND MOR MONEY ON IT!!!

You ever get the feeling that the main problems facing this nation just aren’t that interesting to Obama?

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Creepy Messina Obamacare Pictures… Still Creepy, but Funnier Now

[High Praise! to Les of Brick Moon]

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