You know, by definition, all Christians think Muhammad was a blasphemous nut.
Wait, did Obama really say, “The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam”? Huh?
Remember when Democrats got the presidency and a huge majority in Congress and the result was a progressive utopia?
“THE FUTURE MUST NOT BELONG TO THOSE WHO SLANDER THE PROPHET OF ISLAM” sounds more Osama than Obama.
Maybe the ghost of Osama has taken over Obama since he blames him for his death, which is silly since Obama had little to do with it.
The schools that need corporal punishment the most are colleges. HIPPIE PUNCHING!
Obama is going to pivot to jobs again as soon as he masters dancing Gangnam style.
When I’m rich one day I’m going to be so much meaner than I am now.
Biden: “Republicans think ‘compromise’ is a four letter word. But it’s not. I estimate it to be about a twenty-seven letter word.”
I don’t know much about predicting politics other than to be suspicious of anything Dick Morris says.
The biggest problem in America is sissiness. Freedom is hard, so people are wanting to give it up.
The ones who respond to ridicule with violence are the ones most in need of ridicule.
Everyone following me has already bought my book, right?
Do journalists see the possible downside to turning against the 1st Amendment?
The future must not belong to those who slander the winter sport curling.
“Let’s be honest here: I was a failure these past 4 years. And I’ll be a failure the next 3. But the 8th year of my presidency: watch out.”
It’s not illegal to slander Islam, but you’ll be put on double secret probation. Also, no more future for you.
Obama: “The murder of our ambassador and other Americans is an outrage that– **yawn** Oh, I’m so sleepy.”
Maybe if we weren’t so obsessed with the 1st Amendment, guns, and freedom in general, Europe would like us more.
They need to institutionalize Mr. Noodle; I don’t think he’s capable of caring for himself. #SesameStreet
And Abby Cadabby needs to be locked away forever. I don’t know on what charge. Make something up.
Elmo being after my time, I thought I’d really hate him, but I don’t have hate leftover after Abby Cadabby.