Yeah, I never saw that Snakes on a Plane movie. But I heard about it. That kinda contributed to me not wanting to see it.
But now some lady has sued Delta because of … Spiders On A Plane!
Yep, a woman on a Delta flight was bitten by a spider. That’s three such incidents in the last six years.
What worries me about this — well, other than Spiders On A Plane! — is that the TSA is stopping grandmothers and fondling children, they’re letting spiders through! And a simple pat-down of a spider would solve all the problems of … Spiders On A Plane!
I think Obama is beholding to the spider lobby.