Maybe This Will Brighten Up Your Day

Posted on September 20, 2012 9:30 am

It seems that Obama is making plans to move already. From WND:

Very quietly, Obama’s chief financier, Penny Pritzker, has entered the Hawaii housing market to buy a retirement home for the president and his family that will be available not in 2016, but in January 2013, according to a confidential source within Pritzker’s Chicago organization…

…“The public polls are mostly political,” the source argued. “Obama radicals want Romney supporters to feel discouraged and give up. Truth is that Romney’s winning.”

So, a $35 Million estate in Hawaii, ready by January 2013. That sounds promising. The only thing a big estate like that needs is a good name…

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40 Responses to “Maybe This Will Brighten Up Your Day”

  1. Steve H says:

    Hows about “NeverAgainLand Ranch”.

  2. Mxymaster says:

    The 58th State.

    Can we let Hawaii secede as soon as he leaves?

  3. Buttercup says:

    I find it very interesting that Man of the People, Obama, has managed to amass enough money in four short years on the public dole to purchase a 35 million dollar home. Tell me again about how the Romney’s are so evil because Ann owned an Olympic dressage horse, or that they have an elevator in their home because she can’t climb stairs as she suffers from MS? I need to have it broken down for me one more time why I should be outraged. I keep missing the point.

    And you can throw in the $208,000 champagne tower, just for good measure, if we’re talking about excessive and obscene displays of wealth.

  4. Kent says:

    The Central Hawaii Mosque and Center for American Angst.

  5. Hadlowe says:

    Yes We Camelot

  6. Jimmy says:


  7. Silverfiddle says:

    $35 million. But, but… but… I thought Barack and Michelle were poor, downtrodden folk…

  8. hwuu says:

    Keep in mind Buttercup that he has a bunch of fake autobiographies throwing off royalties.

    “Choom Ranch.”

    “The roost.”

    “At some point I think you have made enough Farm.”

    “47% vacation timeshare.”

  9. hwuu says:

    Let’s do God a favor and Name it “Smite Here”.

  10. Genghis Khen says:

    The Biltnone House

  11. Steve H says:

    Little Kenya

  12. storm1911 says:

    Moscow on the Pacific.

  13. Son of Bob says:


  14. Jimmy says:

    The Escape from Alcatraz

  15. Keln says:


    ~~ for Son of Bob.

  16. cptnmoroni says:

    The Old Dope’s Home


    Xanadu (I believe that was what Charles Foster Kane called his place)

  17. FormerHostage says:


  18. FormerHostage says:

    Der Wieselschanze

  19. FormerHostage says:

    The 19th Hole.

  20. FormerHostage says:

    The Bilkmore

    (with appologies to Ghenghis)

  21. jw says:

    The Out House

  22. Dohtimes says:

    The Taxpayers Get Reamed Like Never Before When An Obama Travels Anywhere House.

  23. Raving Lunatic says:

    Takers Acres
    Pouters Retreat
    Redistribution Stops Here Manor

    Son of Bob & jw win.

  24. Robotimecop says:

    Wealth Redistribution and Muslim Outreach Center

  25. Fly says:

    I Didn’t Build This Ranch

  26. Ogrrre says:

    Michelle and the girls need someplace to live while Barry is serving his time in a Mexican prison for murder, conspiracy to murder, and accessory to murder. It’s too bad there aren’t enough honest Democrat Senators (yeah, I know: oxymoron) to impeach, convict and remove Barry from office, followed by enough honest people to form a jury to convict him here in the states.

  27. seanmahair says:

    This makes my day. Obama on a Pacific Island is the best of all possible worlds. Now if it was one of the many deserted Hawaiian Island that one only gets on and off by ship and we make sure no ships actually dock, just throw stuff out as they go by, that would be best. Just think Michele could garden and they could eat fish and other sea creatures. They wouldn’t have to actually interact with the little people. Win, win, win, win.

  28. Marc says:

    Glad to hear he is moving to Asia…pretty fancy digs for a guy that has never had a real job. I can’t believe the book royalties are THAT good. I have been reading a bit on the founding fathers it is funny how rich guys like George Washington were nearly destitute by the time they retired from politics and now those entering politics who have an average income come out the other side filthy rich. It would be refreshing to hear Mitt come out and say that if elected he would do as he did when Governor of Massachusetts and take no salary.

  29. blarg says:


  30. CTCompromise says:

    The Acorn Ranch

  31. CTCompromise says:

    Maui Wowie

  32. CTCompromise says:

    The Principality of Obama

  33. CTCompromise says:

    Soros Acres

  34. T Rich says:

    All were worthy of a pound of ~~~

    But SoB gets a thread win for “DisGraceland.” LAUGH. OUT. LOUD. and slooooowwwwww appppllllllaaause.

  35. Rick says:


  36. Writer says:

    Obama Nation
    (sound it out)

  37. Rockin' John says:

    Obama doesn’t plan on losing. Didn’t you hear him say “You can’t change Washington from the inside.”? He figures Hawaii is about as far outside Washington as you can get in the United States. Plus, he’s lived there before, so he probably knows the best pizza places.

  38. Rockin' John says:

    Based on my previous post, I would have to call his new mansion “White House-West”.

  39. Supertink says:

    Eagles’ Nest

  40. 4of7 says:

    As long as it’s down hill from the nearest lava flow, eventually it’ll be called Cinder-ella’s Castle.

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