Obama Math

Obama was channeling Biden this morning when he told a crowd in Florida that American manufacturers were making products “marked with three proud words: Made in the U.S.A.”

I’m really starting to see a trend here. I think both the presidential and vice-presidential debates should start out with a few simple math problems, like 2+2, or “how many fingers am I holding up”?

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  1. ..which brings me to two of my favorite math jokes.

    There are only 10 kinds of people in the world: those who know binary, and those who don’t.

    Two plus two equals five, for exceedingly large values of two (there is actually some math logic behind this…).



  2. I expect that the questions in the “debates” will go something like this:

    “Governor Romney, please give a list of all baryons and the properties of the quarks that compose each.”

    “President Obama, there is a four-legged animal, frequently kept as a pet. The first two letters of its common name are ‘d’ and ‘o’.”

    Obama will, of course, get his question wrong, because he thinks of dogs as livestock, not pets.



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