Obama’s to-do list

Posted on September 12, 2012 8:30 am

You gotta wonder what Obama’s to-do list — his real one, not that silly list of campaign promises — looks like. If his campaign promises such as changing the tone in Washington were truly the list, even he’d have to give himself a failing grade.

But no, the president gave himself an “incomplete” grade. That means he’s done some stuff, but the rest is in reach.

Whatever could those things be? Well, I’m thinking his goal is to out-do Jimmy Carter on everything. Let’s see how he’s doing, shall we?

  • Drive gas prices up. Check.
  • High unemployment. Check.
  • Support ill-advised Islamic overthrow of a friendly Middle Eastern nation. Check.
  • Have embassy in that country stormed later same year. Check.
  • Attacked by a rabbit. Not yet.
  • Lose election to Republican former governor of a liberal state. Not yet.

I’m not wishing a bunny attack on the president, but if it did happen, I would laugh my ass off.

That last item? I am wishing that upon him. And I’m doing what I can to make it happen.

Now, I know some of you don’t like the idea of voting for Mitt Romney. Those of you that have sworn to never vote for Romney, and plan to follow through, well, if you’d help take care of the rabbit thing, the rest of us will work on the election thing.

Then we can mark Obama’s to-do list complete and send him home to … wherever the hell he’s from.

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9 Responses to “Obama’s to-do list”

  1. tomg51 says:

    I’m thinking chinchilla attack, rather than rabbit. It’s just odder

  2. Conservatarian says:

    I’ll watch some Monte Python tonight to get some ideas to formulate a plan.

  3. Doug says:

    A bunny attack by a hearty herd of rabid rabbits.

  4. Sarah K (the other one) says:

    No…as the bumper stickers say “Pray for Obama. Psalms 109:8.” Psalms 109:8 says, ‘Let his days be few; and let another take his office.’

  5. Son of Bob says:

    RANDOM THOUGHT:

    Just read this caption in a photo in the NY Post online article under a photo of Libyan maggots dragging Ambassador Chris Stevens around before killing him. Apparently, they were “helping” him:

    “Libyan civilians help an unconscious Chris Stevens, at the US consulate compound in Benghazi . Stevens and three of his colleagues were killed in an attack on the US consulate.”

    Here’s the link: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/american_ambassador_others_killed_uvtJF2mvUd6CzlMsrh169K#ixzz26Gpw7GUM

  6. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    A Couple of Questions:

    1) Where the frack were the Marine security forces? I heard that the consulate was under Libyan security control…anyone else find something wrong with that picture?

    2) Again, where were the Marines at the Cairo embassy? Isn’t it a standing order to repel all invaders making incursions upon US territory? How in all unholy Hell did those people gain entry which allowed them to lower the flag, not to mention being allowed to stand on the wall surrounding the embassy?

    Gee, maybe Obama will butch it up again by leading another Seal Team VI op. Oooooooh, so wuff-tuff, that Commander in Chief.

  7. Carpenter says:

    #1 on the list is to Build a Legacy!

    A NEWER DEAL. A BETTER DEAL. THE BEST DEAL
    The man who saved the entire WORLD.

    And all he needs to do is to create a Great Depression and start a World War.

    So he wrecks the US Economy (and blames Bush) and then
    he gives the Arabs BILLIONS of our dollars (and blames Bush)
    so they can start a World Wide War with ISRAEL.

    much of his Mission has already been accomplished!

  8. CTCompromise says:

    @5 Son of Bob: I don’t know how the NYT could refer to a man with his eyes open as unconscious…except that they’ve been around Obama & Biden so much. I wonder if “we” have apologized to the Libyan andn Egyptian “Freedom Fighters” yet.

  9. 4of7 says:

    Mitt Romney paid for 7,000 pints of milk a week to be sent to a VA hospital in Massachusetts for 2 years anonymously.
    ’cause he’s just that kind of guy. (and they needed the milk.)
    suggested campaign slogan: Got Mitt?

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