Rudolph the Red State Reindeer

Posted on September 26, 2012 2:00 pm

[High Praise! to Duke of Earl for the link and the title]

Deer repeatedly attacks Obama yard sign

I feel a song coming on:

Rudolph, the red state reindeer
hated an Obama sign
stupid thing kept him from grazing
now they’ve really crossed the line

All of the other yard signs
never bothered him at all
But the one that’s for Obama
Man, that sucker’s got to fall

Then one foggy summer morn
Rudolph came to say:
“Sign that keeps me from the grass
I am going to kick your ass”

Rudolph really tore that sign up
Almost like he meant to say,
Rudolph the red-state reindeer,
Backs Mitt Romney all the way!

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3 Responses to “Rudolph the Red State Reindeer”

  1. DamnCat says:

    Cracker deer will soon be audited.

  2. Jimmy says:

    Barack’s nuts roasting by an open fire,
    Michelle’s boobs…

    I’m sorry, this IS a PG-13 site, Jimmy.

  3. IMAO » Blog Archive » Also, Obama Shot His Mother links:

    [...] Texas, a deer was spotted repeatedly attacking and destroying an Obama 2012 yard [...]

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