The Pledge of Allegiance to the Obama Flag

I assume you’ve seen the Obama flag Obama has been printing on shirts and stuff:

So of course I was wondering, “How does the pledge to the Obama flag go?”

My best guess is you put your left hand over your heart and say this:

I pledge allegiance to the Flag of Barack Hussein Obama, and to the change for which it stands, one Nation under debt, extremely whiny, with redistribution and free birth control for all.

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  1. I pledge allegiance, to the flag of the United Socialist States of Obama, and to the dictatorship, for which it stands, one nation, under Allah, with shared misery and tolerance of liberal principals for all.

  2. The one with Obama’s face in place of the stars is even worse. It looks like a dictator’s flag.

    To be as fair as I can, I wouldn’t be happy with that if it were George Washington’s face. We are a nation about an idea, not a person.

  3. “I pledge allegiance,and fealty,To The One, who doth ‘render asunder’ all of America
    No matter the season, nor the climate, ‘this thing’ is a constant.
    All those who oppose him are mine enemies,
    and will be seen to.
    Our way is clear,… Four more year(s)…….”

  4. The blue part looks like a path leading us to those bloody handprints we all saw (…well, except the Commander in Chief, who was in Vegas racking up campaign donations..) on the U.S. embassy in Libya. How appropriate.

  5. “I pledge allegience to the new flag of the new United States of America, and to the Democrats for which it stands, One nation without God, individuals with liberal views, and handouts for all.”
    Of course, we no longer hold our hand over our bleeding hearts anymore, but bow towards Mecca as we recite it.

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  7. I pledge allegiance/
    to the flag/
    of whatever Democrat is running for office/
    and to the Socialism/
    for which he/she stands/
    One Nation/
    With equality and multiculturalism for all.

    “Under God” was removed by voice vote during the DNC.


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