The Pledge of Allegiance to the Obama Flag

Posted on September 21, 2012 1:00 pm

I assume you’ve seen the Obama flag Obama has been printing on shirts and stuff:

So of course I was wondering, “How does the pledge to the Obama flag go?”

My best guess is you put your left hand over your heart and say this:

I pledge allegiance to the Flag of Barack Hussein Obama, and to the change for which it stands, one Nation under debt, extremely whiny, with redistribution and free birth control for all.

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20 Responses to “The Pledge of Allegiance to the Obama Flag”

  1. Zaklog the Great says:

    One nation under Obama with food stamps and drone strikes for all.

  2. Genghis Khen says:

    I pledge allegiance, to the flag of the United Socialist States of Obama, and to the dictatorship, for which it stands, one nation, under Allah, with shared misery and tolerance of liberal principals for all.

  3. hadsil says:

    I pledge obedience, to Obama, and the People’s Republic of America. One nation, under the One, with free healthcare and social justice for all who paid their fair share.

  4. Zaklog the Great says:

    The one with Obama’s face in place of the stars is even worse. It looks like a dictator’s flag.

    To be as fair as I can, I wouldn’t be happy with that if it were George Washington’s face. We are a nation about an idea, not a person.

  5. rodney dill says:

    Ni Ni Ni!

  6. Karen says:

    The pledge should actually be with hands laced together at crotch level, as dear leader has shown us.

  7. DamnCat says:

    also with right hand raised, palm forward

  8. John says:

    The blue is for Obama lying till he is blue in the face. The red is for the red ink of trillions of dollars in debt. The white is for the white wash job the press does to prop this turkey up.

  9. FormerHostage says:

    The proper position is bent over with your hands spreading your butt cheeks.

  10. Uncle Kevvie,PledgeMeister says:

    “I pledge allegiance,and fealty,To The One, who doth ‘render asunder’ all of America
    No matter the season, nor the climate, ‘this thing’ is a constant.
    All those who oppose him are mine enemies,
    and will be seen to.
    Our way is clear,… Four more year(s)…….”

  11. CTCompromise says:

    The blue part looks like a path leading us to those bloody handprints we all saw (…well, except the Commander in Chief, who was in Vegas racking up campaign donations..) on the U.S. embassy in Libya. How appropriate.

  12. CTCompromise says:

    “I pledge allegience to the new flag of the new United States of America, and to the Democrats for which it stands, One nation without God, individuals with liberal views, and handouts for all.”
    Of course, we no longer hold our hand over our bleeding hearts anymore, but bow towards Mecca as we recite it.

  13. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    Somewhere, a 4 year old is missing his refrigerator ‘art’.

  14. IMAO » Blog Archive » Name that flag! links:

    [...] Yesterday, Frank J. was wondering how the pledge of allegiance to that flag might go. [...]

  15. Frank J. says:

    YOU MADE GOOD POINT!

  16. CaptMidnight says:

    The pledge as sung in every inner-city public elementary school:

    “Barack Hussein O Ba Ma! Umm! Umm! Ummm!”

  17. CaptMidnight says:

    The pledge as sung in every inner-city public elementary school:

    “Barack Hussein O Ba Ma! Umm! Umm! Ummm!”

  18. DennisAGeurts says:

    They call it “O”merica, With the “O”merican flag they call “O” Glory. They are all members of the “O”cult.

  19. CableGUy says:

    I pledge allegiance/
    to the flag/
    of whatever Democrat is running for office/
    and to the Socialism/
    for which he/she stands/
    One Nation/
    With equality and multiculturalism for all.

    “Under God” was removed by voice vote during the DNC.

  20. tanstaafl says:

    “obama saalaama, lord of the universe, please kill me last.”

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