The Pledge of Allegiance to the Obama Flag
I assume you’ve seen the Obama flag Obama has been printing on shirts and stuff:
So of course I was wondering, “How does the pledge to the Obama flag go?”
My best guess is you put your left hand over your heart and say this:
I pledge allegiance to the Flag of Barack Hussein Obama, and to the change for which it stands, one Nation under debt, extremely whiny, with redistribution and free birth control for all.
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September 21st, 2012 at 1:10 pm
One nation under Obama with food stamps and drone strikes for all.
September 21st, 2012 at 1:10 pm
I pledge allegiance, to the flag of the United Socialist States of Obama, and to the dictatorship, for which it stands, one nation, under Allah, with shared misery and tolerance of liberal principals for all.
September 21st, 2012 at 1:14 pm
I pledge obedience, to Obama, and the People’s Republic of America. One nation, under the One, with free healthcare and social justice for all who paid their fair share.
September 21st, 2012 at 1:17 pm
The one with Obama’s face in place of the stars is even worse. It looks like a dictator’s flag.
To be as fair as I can, I wouldn’t be happy with that if it were George Washington’s face. We are a nation about an idea, not a person.
September 21st, 2012 at 1:25 pm
Ni Ni Ni!
September 21st, 2012 at 2:00 pm
The pledge should actually be with hands laced together at crotch level, as dear leader has shown us.
September 21st, 2012 at 2:39 pm
also with right hand raised, palm forward
September 21st, 2012 at 2:39 pm
The blue is for Obama lying till he is blue in the face. The red is for the red ink of trillions of dollars in debt. The white is for the white wash job the press does to prop this turkey up.
September 21st, 2012 at 3:29 pm
The proper position is bent over with your hands spreading your butt cheeks.
September 21st, 2012 at 4:24 pm
“I pledge allegiance,and fealty,To The One, who doth ‘render asunder’ all of America
No matter the season, nor the climate, ‘this thing’ is a constant.
All those who oppose him are mine enemies,
and will be seen to.
Our way is clear,… Four more year(s)…….”
September 21st, 2012 at 5:54 pm
The blue part looks like a path leading us to those bloody handprints we all saw (…well, except the Commander in Chief, who was in Vegas racking up campaign donations..) on the U.S. embassy in Libya. How appropriate.
September 21st, 2012 at 6:02 pm
“I pledge allegience to the new flag of the new United States of America, and to the Democrats for which it stands, One nation without God, individuals with liberal views, and handouts for all.”
Of course, we no longer hold our hand over our bleeding hearts anymore, but bow towards Mecca as we recite it.
September 21st, 2012 at 7:46 pm
Somewhere, a 4 year old is missing his refrigerator ‘art’.
September 22nd, 2012 at 7:01 am
[...] Yesterday, Frank J. was wondering how the pledge of allegiance to that flag might go. [...]
September 22nd, 2012 at 1:06 pm
YOU MADE GOOD POINT!
September 22nd, 2012 at 2:49 pm
The pledge as sung in every inner-city public elementary school:
“Barack Hussein O Ba Ma! Umm! Umm! Ummm!”
September 22nd, 2012 at 2:49 pm
The pledge as sung in every inner-city public elementary school:
“Barack Hussein O Ba Ma! Umm! Umm! Ummm!”
September 22nd, 2012 at 6:18 pm
They call it “O”merica, With the “O”merican flag they call “O” Glory. They are all members of the “O”cult.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:34 pm
I pledge allegiance/
to the flag/
of whatever Democrat is running for office/
and to the Socialism/
for which he/she stands/
One Nation/
With equality and multiculturalism for all.
“Under God” was removed by voice vote during the DNC.
September 23rd, 2012 at 7:23 am
“obama saalaama, lord of the universe, please kill me last.”