What Democrats believe

CBS reports that only 15% of Democrats believe the economic news is bad.

Now, I know that math doesn’t seem to apply to Democrats. But it does. So, this means that 85% of Democrats either believe the economy is doing just fine — or at least don’t think it’s doing badly.

A Democrat takes a look at the high unemployment rate, which is even higher than reported if you take into account people who’ve given up looking for work, and figures things are going smoothly.

A Democrat sees gas prices twice what they were when Obama took office and thinks that’s just peachy.

A Democrat sees banks closing and thinks that’s just chock full of awesome.

What else might someone like that believe?

  • The tooth fairy.
  • MSNBC.
  • Free lunch.
  • Bigfoot.
  • Elvis working at a Burger King.
  • Fire won’t melt steel.
  • Bush blew up the towers.
  • Bush blew up the levees.
  • Aliens at Roswell.
  • Obama is qualified for … anything.
  • Magic.
  • Squirrels are actually spies working for the Mole People.
  • You can borrow your way out of debt.
  • Those people trying to kill us? They’re really, really nice.
  • The Moon Landing was faked.
  • The birth certificate is real.

Okay, maybe they’re right about one of those things.

Damn squirrels.

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14 Comments

  1. How can the economy be doing bad under Barry, the median household income has dropped by about $5k and the prices of just about everything has been going up.

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  2. Don’t you guys know anything? Squirrels work for the Illuminati the chipmunks are from the mole people. And the mole people are part of the Masons.

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  3. Hey, don’t be messin’ with my tooth fairy! She’s alive and well – well, her memory isn’t so good but neither is mine.

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  4. 47% of the people are doing just awesome in from the Democrat POV. Now if they could just get 52% more people on food stamps (got to have that 1% to pay for everything) then we would have utopia and unicorns running through the streets.

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  5. Not totally false – Elvis is everywhere, man! Elvis is in your genes. He’s in your cheeseburgers. Elvis is in Nutty Buddies!

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