What Democrats believe
CBS reports that only 15% of Democrats believe the economic news is bad.
Now, I know that math doesn’t seem to apply to Democrats. But it does. So, this means that 85% of Democrats either believe the economy is doing just fine — or at least don’t think it’s doing badly.
A Democrat takes a look at the high unemployment rate, which is even higher than reported if you take into account people who’ve given up looking for work, and figures things are going smoothly.
A Democrat sees gas prices twice what they were when Obama took office and thinks that’s just peachy.
A Democrat sees banks closing and thinks that’s just chock full of awesome.
What else might someone like that believe?
- The tooth fairy.
- MSNBC.
- Free lunch.
- Bigfoot.
- Elvis working at a Burger King.
- Fire won’t melt steel.
- Bush blew up the towers.
- Bush blew up the levees.
- Aliens at Roswell.
- Obama is qualified for … anything.
- Magic.
- Squirrels are actually spies working for the Mole People.
- You can borrow your way out of debt.
- Those people trying to kill us? They’re really, really nice.
- The Moon Landing was faked.
- The birth certificate is real.
Okay, maybe they’re right about one of those things.
Damn squirrels.
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September 21st, 2012 at 7:18 am
How can the economy be doing bad under Barry, the median household income has dropped by about $5k and the prices of just about everything has been going up.
September 21st, 2012 at 7:43 am
Yet another reason to shoot those *#@%! squirrels on sight.
September 21st, 2012 at 7:56 am
Don’t you guys know anything? Squirrels work for the Illuminati the chipmunks are from the mole people. And the mole people are part of the Masons.
September 21st, 2012 at 8:10 am
Reads like an outline for great B movie
September 21st, 2012 at 8:27 am
@4 …or another really lousy National Treasure sequel.
September 21st, 2012 at 8:43 am
Hey, don’t be messin’ with my tooth fairy! She’s alive and well – well, her memory isn’t so good but neither is mine.
September 21st, 2012 at 9:14 am
Guns can kill without any human intervention.
September 21st, 2012 at 9:39 am
It’s doing just fine for all the people who don’t work….oh wait, that is the democrats, never mind.
September 21st, 2012 at 10:27 am
At least 66.6% of their delegates also believe in God and Jerusalem as the capital of Israel!
September 21st, 2012 at 12:34 pm
47% of the people are doing just awesome in from the Democrat POV. Now if they could just get 52% more people on food stamps (got to have that 1% to pay for everything) then we would have utopia and unicorns running through the streets.
September 21st, 2012 at 1:35 pm
That if you believe in Abortion paid for by others, but not in the Death Penalty, you are coherent and logical.
September 21st, 2012 at 2:56 pm
I’m with Animal on this! I never liked those fuzzy tailed rats in the first place.
September 21st, 2012 at 2:58 pm
Not totally false – Elvis is everywhere, man! Elvis is in your genes. He’s in your cheeseburgers. Elvis is in Nutty Buddies!
September 21st, 2012 at 5:19 pm
And another illustration of where Democrats think money comes from:
http://moonbattery.com/?p=17926