It’s your quote of the day from How to Fix Everything in America Forever: The Plan to Keep America Awesome. This one is from “Chapter Eight: Homeland Security”:
If a crazed thug were to rush you right now, what would you shoot him with? If you answered, “With the gun I currently have on my person,” good job. If you had to think where your gun is, then you are not prepared. Bad American. If you answered, “Nothing; I don’t have a gun,” then you have confused me. Don’t you know what country you live in? Don’t you know that we can have guns?