Video – Using a Gun to Carve a Pumpkin

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HA! And liberals think guns are only good for killing people…

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Whenever You Here the Word “But”, Disregard Everything That Came Before It

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When you hear Obama say:

I think a lot of this campaign, maybe over the last four years, has been devoted to this nation that I think government creates jobs, that that somehow is the answer. That’s not what I believe. I believe that the free enterprise system is the greatest engine of prosperity the world’s ever known. I believe in self-reliance and individual initiative and risk takers being rewarded.

But I also believe that everybody should have a fair shot and everybody should do their fair share and everybody should play by the same rules, because that’s how our economy’s grown. That’s how we built the world’s greatest middle class.

Know that Obama considers the second part the rule, and the first part the exception, and in any conflict between the first and second parts, the second one wins out every time.

He will never hesitate to beat you to death with that second part and laugh while he does it.

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How America Shows Compassion to Her Enemies

Boeing successfully tested a new “microwave missile” that can take out electronic targets with little collateral damage.

Our enemies will be blind and deaf, but at least they’ll have popcorn.

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You’ve Been Judged!

Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “The weirdest item in Obama’s 20-page second term plan…

Click here to see if you made the cut.

If you did, you should probably email him about becoming a guest blogger there.

If you didn’t, he’s got another straight line for you to practice on.

Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

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Is Anyone Asking Why Bill Clinton Is Campaigning for Obama?

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Bill Clinton was suspended from practicing law in Arkansas and paid a $250,000 fine as a result of the Monica Lewinski incident.

He also paid a $850,000 settlement over the Paula Jones incident.

He was also disbarred from practicing law in front of the Supreme Court.

So Bill Clinton, a disbarred lawyer, a President who was impeached for lying under oath, is asking the American people to believe him when he says the best thing for the country is four more years of Obama.

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Link of the Day: Satire – Hillary & Obama Discuss Benghazi

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State Department Leaks: Libya

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Wisdom of the Day: Faux Political Bail Phone Situation Sheets Bambi Chin Chutzpah

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Feelings

In the news recently: Feelings.

No, not the Morris Albert song. The president’s. Somebody hurt them, if you’re to believe Bill Clinton.

The former president stood in for the current resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue at a fundraiser recently, and he related something Obama said to him, the Weekly Standard reports:

“I saw the reports of Governor Romney’s latest ad saying that the president had allowed Jeep to move to China,” said Clinton. “And so this morning, before he left Florida and went back to Washington, he said, ‘You know, of all the things Governor Romney has said that probably hurts my feelings the most.'”

Of course, what Romney said was true: Jeep is going to start making vehicles in China. They aren’t moving jobs to China, they’re adding jobs in China, and not adding those jobs in the U.S. Which means fewer Jeeps exported to China. Which means fewer Jeeps made in the U.S. Which means … fewer jobs in the U.S.?

Anyway, the point is that Romney hurt Obama’s feelings. I wonder how Obama is going to feel in a week.

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A Moment With Joe Biden: Mud Slinging

[by Son of Bob]

And now, a moment with Joe Biden…

BIDEN: …so folks we’re down to the final stretch here. We’re less than a week away from Election Day. And, this has been a very ugly campaign that we’ve been up against… probably the most disgraceful I’ve seen in my entire life in politics. These guys on the other side have absolutely no shame. While we stuck to the important issues, pointing out that Mitt Romney might be a felon, and showing the way Paul Ryan would push your grandmother over a cliff, our opponents ran a dirty, dirty campaign, just throwing mud. They’ve run ads showing that the unemployment numbers and gas prices are higher now than under George W. Bush. They’ve cited polls that claim that most Americans are against Obamacare. They were claiming Barack’s message in the aftermath of the Benghazi attacks was dishonest. This is the kind of nonsense these guys are spewing. Here we are trying to run an honest, admirable campaign… we have this wonderful new commercial showing adorable children singing about how Mitt Romney will allow sick people to die and pollution to overtake the planet. And yet, all they can do is throw mud. That’s all they’ve got folks. That’s all they’ve got…

This has been a moment with Joe Biden.

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Redistribution of Candy

New Crowder video! This time he redistributes children’s Halloween candy and films the reactions:

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