I Just Got a Christmas Card From Romney!

[High Praise! to Jimmy and iOwnTheWorld]

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Obama Notes Show He’s Fully Prepared for the Next Debate

[High Praise! to Big Hairy News]

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You’ve Been Judged!

Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “The funniest liberal reaction to Obama’s debate performance…” AND “After the debate, Mitt Romney…

Click here to see if you made the cut.

If you did, you should probably email him about becoming a guest blogger there.

If you didn’t, he’s got another straight line for you to practice on.

Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

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Why Joe Biden Is So Confident

[High Praise! to Hope n’ Change Cartoons]

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Link of the Day: Revealed! Obama’s Debate Notes

[High Praise! to Small Dead Animals]

Couple uncensored swears at the link.

Obama’s Debate Notes

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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A Moment With Joe Biden: Green Energy

[by Son of Bob]

And now, a moment with Joe Biden…

BIDEN: …but these guys on the other side aren’t nice guys. They actually hate the earth. Every time we try to develop new green energy, these guys are outraged. I just don’t get it. So, here we are trying to harness natural energy… trying to find completely natural sources of energy to power your cars and heat your homes, and the Republicans are doing everything they can to stand in our way. Folks, I’ve heard that there is a completely natural source of energy – a liquid found in the ground. And it’s completely natural. All we have to do is drill for it. And this liquid will power your cars, heat your home… do everything we need… and we can drill for it right here in our own country. It’s affordable. We have green companies willing to drill and get it, yet we’re not doing it. We’re not doing it! I mean, what’s wrong with Republicans?…

This has been a moment with Joe Biden.

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Romney’s New Job: Janitor

[High Praise! to Hatless in Hattiesburg]

Romney will always be convinced that it was Obama who jammed the penny in the door.

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Straight Line of the Day: Aboard the SpaceX Cargo Rocket…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Aboard the SpaceX Cargo Rocket…

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Michelle Obama’s example

Michelle Obama tells ABC she “rarely” goes to the West Wing of the White House.

Now, if we could only get Barack to follow suit.

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Will Obamacare Cover That?

[High Praise! to Gotta Get Drunk First]

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