Just Figured Out Who Biden Reminds Me Of

Grinning, laughing, heckling, name calling, getting hysterical, trying out-of-sync just-miss one liners…

Joe Biden is Michael Scott from “The Office”.

What an ignorant jackass.

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This Kinda Sums Up Obama’s Campaign Strategy, Doesn’t It?

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You’ve Been Judged!

Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “After Hugo Chavez was reelected president of Venezuela…

Click here to see if you made the cut.

If you did, you should probably email him about becoming a guest blogger there.

If you didn’t, he’s got another straight line for you to practice on.

Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

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One Stark Picture: The Choice in 2012

[High Praise! to Theo Spark]

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The Obvious Reason Obama Lost the Debate

[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

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Link of the Day: 17 Things You Didn’t Know About Obama

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Did You Hear About That Thing He Did?

An excerpt, just to set the tone:

* He met Michelle at a family reunion. She was the hired stripper.

* Everything he knows about the economy he learned from losing at Monopoly.

* In the early 90s, three impoverished inner city families were crushed to death when their community, organized by a fledgling Barrak, wasn’t organized properly. Bush Sr. was blamed.

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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A Moment With Joe Biden: Discretion

[by Son of Bob]

And now, a moment with Joe Biden…

BIDEN: and what background does Paul Ryan have to do this job? What has he done? How can we trust this guy to not screw up? I’ve been in politics for most of my adult life. It’s not easy. I’ve overseen things in those years that you wouldn’t believe. That’s what we do. I could tell you things… for example, I could tell you how some of our special forces are currently on the ground deep inside Jordan. I could tell you about the covert operation currently underway in Iran… people working undercover at their biggest nuclear plant. Some of the things we’re doing in Russia that no one knows about… but, if any of these things were to get out it could spell big trouble, put people’s lives at risk, cause a potential war between our countries. So, how do you trust someone with this kind of information? What if he were to go out and run his mouth and talk about some of these things going on? It could be a disaster…

This has been a moment with Joe Biden.

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This Is What Happens When You Drop Acid Before Watching the Debate

[High Praise! to Ed the Pastor and Jimmy (who both sent this link)]

[YouTube direct link] (Viewer #301)

The Occupy Wall Street Crowd will insist this is EXACTLY how it went down.

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Straight Line of the Day: Just Before the VP Debate…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Just before the VP debate…

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Did Obama Really Win the Debate?

You know, after all of the hoopla lately about the debate last week and how Romney sucker-punched Obama, and won by like 7 touchdowns or something, there has been one point that has been overlooked, one question unasked: Does Obama actually believe he lost?

By the weeping and gnashing of teeth from the leftward media, and the look on Michelle’s face post-debate, as well as the excuse factory that has been churning out stinkers for a week, it is clear that everyone, even Joe Biden, believes Obama lost badly. But does Barry-O think he did?

You have to consider who we’re talking about here. He isn’t just a narcissist, but also a clueless idiot. I mean, he doesn’t even know how simple economics works. You know, lemonade stand economics that even kids can comprehend. It does not compute with him that, if the price of lemonade ingredients, whatever they are, goes up, that Jimmy will fire his little sister from the lemonade stand. Otherwise he can’t make a profit, and profit means some money for the ice cream truck later.

In his mind, he actually is “The One”; some kind of mythological savior of the world. I bet he even puts on his pants two legs at a time just so he can say he doesn’t put his pants on the same way as other people. You know, because he is “The One”, and is like a Greek god or something.

Sure, he’s playing along of course. If all of these people want to believe the lie that he lost, he’ll just go along with it and tell little jokes and stuff. But he is taking notes…he knows who is propagating the lies…and he will make them pay during his next term. Because of course, he is going to be reelected. The idea that he might not win this election hasn’t even occurred to him. And the fact that he may get to pick one or two more Supreme Court justices during his next term isn’t lost on him either. He may be able to find a way to get more terms as president.

Captain Clueless surely believes he actually won that debate, and has already won the election. This is all just a bunch of formality to him…a silly song and dance number he has to suffer through every four years. Surely there is no way the people, who clearly love him like a god, wouldn’t vote for him indefinitely.

I mean…he’s Barack Hussein Obama! Who is this Mitt character? Mitt…what kind of dumb name is that? Barack means blessed warhorse of the Prophet PBUH, or something. Mitt is like a piece of sports equipment. And he’s a rich white guy. That’s so last century! There’s no way that people would vote for a rich white guy now. They’re like the Nazis of the 21st century.

You know what happened in the debate? Obama spoke and people listened. That’s what. Mitt just blabbered. How could that be a win for him? It isn’t. People just want it to be a win for Mitt. It wasn’t even close really. Obama won just by showing up.

Stupid pundits. Obama has more important things to do than listen to your “who won what” mambo-jumbo. Like eighteen holes worth of important things to do.



(High Praise! to Zaklog the Great for pointing out that this question remained unanswered.)

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A Bad Omen for Biden

Mike [High Praise!] emailed this note on the topic of Biden:

1) While Campaigning in Danville, VA, Joe Biden Says “We Can Win North Carolina ” (August 14, 2012).

2) “Romney wants to let the – he said in the first 100 days, he’s going to let the big banks once again write their own rules – unchain Wall Street. They gonna put y’all back in chains.” while campaigning in Danville, VA. ( August 14, 2012)

3) In what city is the VP debate?

4) Danville, Kentucky… What could go wrong?

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The Reelect Obama FAQ

Want to know why Obama has done a great job and should be reelected? I have an FAQ at PJ Media explaining.

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I Could Swear This Is an Actual Screengrab From Obama’s Debate

[High Praise! to Irritable Pundit]

Also, IP has another edition of “Liberal Point, Conservative Response“.

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