This Is Why You Never Want to Attend an Obama Photo-op

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See? There’s No Conspiracy

Turns out the liberal moderators gave the Democrat more speaking time in all four debates.

No connection, though. Sorta like Barry Bonds taking steroids and coincidentally setting the home run record.

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Note to Loony Race-Baiter Chris Matthews

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You’ve Been Judged!

Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “Mitt Romney’s favorite part of the last debate…

Click here to see if you made the cut.

If you did, you should probably email him about becoming a guest blogger there.

If you didn’t, he’s got another straight line for you to practice on.

Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

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This Is What Obama Really Means When He Says He Cares About the Middle Class

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Link of the Day: Does Obama Have Mad Cow Disease?

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CDC Warning: You Are What You Eat

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A Moment With Joe Biden: Fighting for Gay Rights

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And now, a moment with Joe Biden…

BIDEN: …so it’s so great to be here in Ohio. Let me hear ya! O.I! O.I! That’s right. God love ya. My, my. Well, at this point I practically feel like I know all of you. I’ve been criss-crossing your beautiful state now for the past several weeks. I think I’ve been to every city in Ohio, from one end of the state to the other, from Cincinnati all the way to Dayton and every town in between. But, we’re here because you folks will play a crucial part in deciding whether or not Barack and I will have four more years to keep instituting the kind of sound, progressive policies that have been moving this country forward, like our work on gay rights. Ya know, last week I met one of your neighbors; a good man named Charles Brown. And he told me, “Joe, my wife Lucy and I are hoping with all our hearts that you and Barack get re-elected. The other day we were walking on the beach, not far from our home in Columbus. And, as we looked out over the ocean we saw a rainbow, and it reminded us of how much you and Barack have done to help gay Americans. Don’t let these guys win, Joe. Don’t let these Republicans put people in prisons just for being gay.” And that’s the kind of thing they’ll do, folks. The Republicans will put gay people in prison. But, with your help we can win. With your help we can make sure that your gay friends and neighbors don’t have to just bend over and take it. We can win this election and continue our fight for gay rights…

This has been a moment with Joe Biden.

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Wisdom of the Day: Limitless Extremism Taken

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Sociopaths Pretending to Care About Rape

It’s worth noting that this close to an election, the left are completely incapable of legitimate outrage. Their humanity gets pushed way deep down where it can’t affect them as they go into political mode. If you murdered a liberal’s family around election time, his first thought would be, “If I got really angry about this, how would that affect Obama’s election chances?”

Now, Bill Clinton showed us exactly how much the left care about women and rape versus their own politics. When someone came out with very believable accusations of rape against Bill Clinton, they just ignored it and hoped it went away. Which it essentially did. I like to think this is a big difference between conservatives and liberals — conservatives have a few things we value more than politics. If we thought a candidate was guilty of rape, we would abandon that person. Yes, politically it would mean letting the other side win, but that’s not the worse thing in the world. We never threaten to move to Canada over that. We’re survivors. We deal.

So, anyway, the people acting all outraged about Mourdock’s statement are sociopaths. It’s obvious he was making a point (though perhaps inartfully) about how all life is precious to God, and those reading it any other way just want something to yell about so people don’t talk about the economy. Rape and abortion are awful issues, but they’ll embrace them if they think it will help politically. Because they’re scumbags. And the exact sort of people you don’t want making decisions about other citizens.

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Straight Line of the Day: A Just-Released White House Email…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

A just-released White House email…

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A Plan Four Years in the Making

Obama is not emphasizing his plan for his 2nd term. That’s right. Obama finally has a plan.

People have been wondering what Obama has been doing these past four years. Obviously he hasn’t done much on jobs or the economy or lowering gas prices. That’s because he’s been devoting all his effort into this plan. The first four years of the Obama administration was just him getting a lay of the land and strategizing, and now he finally has a plan and is ready to implement it.

But some people are against reelecting Obama. That’s crazy. That means we’d lose Obama before he gets to his best part — implementing his plan. The plan that is four years in the making. Twenty whole pages. We invested all this time, scrimped and sacrificed while Obama sat there doing nothing but thinking up his plan, and now we want to make that all for naught and not even get to see his plan by kicking him out of office? Malarkey.

I mean, aren’t you even curious what is in this plan? I mean all that stuff Obama promised back in 2008 — that’s this plan. People just didn’t understand he meant they’d get all the things he promised fours year later after he had time to think. And now he has thought — basically done nothing but sit around for four years and work on this plan. It has to be the greatest plan ever. Who know what could be in it? Maybe instead of jobs, he’s getting us something even better. Something we can’t even imagine. And we won’t have to worry about gas because our cars will be powered by elven magic. And will fly. I’m probably low-balling how great the ideas are because, remember, this is the plan Obama has worked on for four years. This is when we finally get that Obama we were promised.

Man, I wonder what’s in that plan. I bet its windmills.

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Random Thoughts: More Fake Outrage

So what’s the alternative to Mourdock’s view? Telling children of rape they’re unnatural and God doesn’t want them?

The left seem to be doubling down on the hope that people will care about fake outrage over the economy.

Since I live in Idaho, I think I might vote for Obama because it would be kind of funny.

So basically James O’Keefe is by far the most effective modern journalist.

I have some inventive ideas for voter fraud. Which candidate’s son should I take them to?

This close to an election, liberals are incapable of being legitimately outraged about anything.

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Shocking Death Toll at Gun Show

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