Wow! Obama Has COMPLETELY Lost Jay Leno Now

That shot at the 58 second mark is just brutal:

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Jay would NEVER have done a joke like that a year ago.

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If I’m Doing the Math Right, Obama Is Now Down to 39%

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Link of the Day: Fantasy Debate Q & A With Obama – a Photo Essay

[High Praise! to The Looking Spoon]

A Fantasy Debate Q & A With Obama

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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The Presidential Debates in One Picture – Priceless!

[High Praise! to Outside the Beltway]

Literally, “when memes attack”.

The best thing that came out of these debates?

Millions of people now know it’s not spelled “bayonette”.

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I’m Not Taking Voting Advice From a Moron With a Tramp Stamp on Her Shoulder

[High Praise! to Candy]

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(Adding to what Frank said earlier)

Judging by the extensive shoulder artwork, regrettable life decisions are her forte.

Sorry, but tattoos are for bikers and sailors.

When treated as a fashion accessory, they just look dumb.

Oh, and I bet she believed her girlfriends who told her she looks “cute” with short hair, too.

NOTE: Full disclosure – although I was a sailor for 6 years, I never got a tattoo. Even between the tender and stupid ages of 19 and 25, I was smart enough to realize that NOTHING that I thought was cool at that age would still seem cool to me when I was 50.

I really liked the cover of Blue Oyster Cult’s “Some Enchanted Evening“, but I got that custom-printed on a T-shirt while on liberty in the Philippines, instead.

Yes, I still have it. No, I don’t wear it in public anymore.

Thus proving my point.

When Lena starts getting gray hair, I guarantee she’ll never wear anything but long-sleeve shirts.

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lolbama! Part 107

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Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.

From Bassguy:

From Kris:

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From Kris:

From Kris:

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From Les of Brick Moon:

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From Mrs. C:

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From Mrs C:

From Mrs C:

From Travelwise42:

My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From Geoarrge:

From Les of Brick Moon:

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From SineWaveII:

From Tanstaafl44:

From Travelwise42:

From Travelwise42:

This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:

I’m thinking Kris for the Spinal Tap/Simpsons reference.

What say you?

#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

Send your submissions to and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

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