A Moment With Joe Biden: Fixing Unemployment

Posted on October 26, 2012 4:00 pm

[by Son of Bob]

And now, a moment with Joe Biden…

BIDEN: …and so often I hear people out there saying that Barack and I are gonna put people out of work. And, let me let you in on a little secret. I’ll tell you a little secret. We are! We plan to put two to three million people out of work in our next term! And that’s just good for the economy. And you won’t hear these types of common sense ideas coming from Republicans. You won’t, folks. But, in order for us to get unemployment numbers down, we have to create more unemployment, then allow those unemployed to age out of the unemployment program, which lowers the unemployment numbers. At the same time, we use regulations to put some of these big, successful companies run by the 1 percent out of business, which creates opportunities for people to start small businesses to replace them, and folks, those new businesses are going to need employees, which creates new jobs. Like I said, it’s just common sense. But, these guys on the other side aren’t smart enough to understand. Folks, I’ve been in politics my whole life. If anyone understands how to run a business, I do…

This has been a moment with Joe Biden.

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6 Responses to “A Moment With Joe Biden: Fixing Unemployment”

  1. DamnCat says:

    “Folks, I’ve been in politics my whole life. If anyone understands how to run a business, I do…”

    That really sounds like something he’d say!

  2. Jimmy says:

    Biden: “Hey, man! You wanna talk about IQ? Let’s talk about IQ! I’m pretty sure my IQ is higher than yours. Like way higher. Like 3.14 x 10-² times higher!”

    High school kid in audience: “Mr. Biden, check your math sir. You just claimed you’re a mental midget!”

    Biden: “Hey, screw you kid.”

  3. Fly says:

    Awesome, SoB. I am so going to miss these when Biden is gone. I’m actually getting a little teary eyed.

  4. Keln says:

    @ Fly

    That’s why I proposed a while back that Romney should create a new position in his administration for Biden: The Government Fool.

    I mean, old Joe is just comedy gold.

  5. Writer says:

    “Folks, I’ve been in politics my whole life. If anyone understands how to run a business, I do…”
    Because the people in Delaware keep electing me to stay away in D.C.

  6. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    Obama could end unemployment forever, just declare all the deadbeat welfare leeches to be officially employed as full time voters. See? Unemployment creates jobs!

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