A New Hope

Posted on October 31, 2012 11:00 am

This close to a presidential election everything is political — even responses to hurricanes — so it’s nice to have reminders that there are things far more important than our petty politics. And we got just such a reminder when we saw the news that Disney bought Star Wars and will begin producing new live action Star Wars movies. This isn’t just silly policy we like to argue about; this is something that will directly affect all of us. It’s a big deal.

My initial reaction was shock and dread. We were all so burned by the prequels — we were so full of hope and joy for finally having a new Star Wars movie only to find what a false idol George Lucas was. So the idea of more Star Wars movies only makes us think we’re going to get hurt again. But the more I’ve thought on this, the more hopeful I get. What I’ve dreamed about for some time is what a competent director and screenwriter could do with the property — someone who actually understood the magic from the original trilogy. For that to happen, Lucas would have to hand off Star Wars, and that’s pretty much what is happening here. And Disney is planning to make a new Star Wars film every few years, so even if one is bad, they’ll try again — maybe with completely different people. At worst, it will end up like the James Bond franchise — some movies bad, but some really good. And maybe, just maybe, with enough tries and the right people behind it — imagine a Star Wars movie directed by Brad Bird — some of what made us love Star Wars in the first place could return to the big screen.

So now once again America has hope for the future. And it wasn’t politicians that brought that to us — it was a multibillion dollar corporation, as usual.

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13 Responses to “A New Hope”

  1. Basil says:

    Wait. Instead of opening with the 20th Century Fox logo and fanfare, Star Wars movies will open with Tinkerbell and her wand? I see a huge black market for old Star Wars movies.

  2. Tommy the Towelhead says:

    Mickey Mouse and Jar Jar Binks to the death! With lightsabers!

  3. Son of Bob says:

    So, expect there to be a character who’s doe-eyed, loving mother dies within the first 10 minutes.

  4. seanmahair says:

    Disney. They won’t be happy until they own every other entertainment franchise in the world. Anti-trust laws apparently work for Disney. What’s next the whole scale takeover of Congress. Of course with Mickey as the president of the Congress we haven’t changed much of anything.

  5. Clueless says:

    The “Disney Princess” collection will now include Princess Leia. Marketing coming soon…wonder if that means little girls will be waving blasters around? That would be cute overload.

  6. Clueless says:

    A single word to strike terror in the hearts of the fans:


    I fear a film that will make Jar Jar look good.

  7. Harvey says:

    @6 – Hmmm… make Jar-Jar look good…

    Ok, I’m picturing him with an eye-patch and swaggering, sneering, & talking in a low growl. Sorta the Naboo version of Snake Pliskin.

  8. La Longue Carabine says:

    I’m sorry. The first thing I thought of when I heard Disney would be making new Star Wars movies was the Star Wars Christmas Special.

  9. Geoarrge says:

    A reboot wouldn’t necessarily be a bad thing.

    Might get some decent acting the next time around.

    I remain a proponent of the “Make Jar Jar a Jedi and have Anakin kill him in Episode III” idea.

  10. blarg says:

    I see quarterly straight-to-video “Jar Jar and the Gungan Warriors” and “Ewok Adventure” releases.

    Still, it can’t be any worse than how Lucas ruined the whole thing. At least we know Lucas won’t be producing, directing, or writing the last 3.

  11. Jimmy says:

    To sum up:

    So, instead of “shock and dread.,” you’re hoping for “shock and awe.”

    Good luck with that.

  12. Geoarrge says:

    However, the likelihood of Nicolas Cage appearing in at least one of the movies may have risen.

  13. hwuu says:

    Maybe we could get a Joss Wedon reboot. In that case watch for Han Solo to die a horrible death at the hands of a JarJar Binks Zombie.

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