Has Anyone Ever Seen Big Bird and Sandra Fluke in the Same Room at the Same Time?

Posted on October 12, 2012 7:00 pm

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8 Responses to “Has Anyone Ever Seen Big Bird and Sandra Fluke in the Same Room at the Same Time?”

  1. seanmahair says:

    I hear there’s going to be a million muppet march to protest the defunding of PBS. Maybe if each Muppet donated 1,000 dollars we could pay off the deficit. Then we would be able to fund PBS. Cause and effect, I know it’s a difficult concept for liberals but surely Sesame Street can explain it.

  2. CarolyntheMommy says:

    Honestly, the title of this one was enough for me. Priceless.

  3. Michael Z. Williamson says:

    Can we document that BB earns more than MR? Because that would be grassroots GOLD.

  4. Michael Z. Williamson says:

    In 2004, over 68% of Sesame Street’s revenue came from licensing, and in 2008, licensing and merchandising sales earned the Workshop between $15 million and $17 million per year.

    WASHINGTON — Mitt Romney and his wife, Ann, paid $1.94 million in federal taxes on last year’s income of $13.7 million,

  5. Writer says:

    Big Bird?
    I thought we were talking about Obama Campaign Donors…

  6. Thor says:

    Due to Sandra Fluke’s voracious sexual appetite, BigBird actually had to take out a restraining order against her. Apparently our taxes aren’t the only kind of enormous bills she’s interested in.

  7. Harvey says:

    @3 – Here:

    http://lonelyconservative.com/2012/10/big-bird-and-friends-worth-more-than-mitt-romney/

    Short version: Sesame Workshop net worth: $400 million

    Mitt Romney net worth: $200 million

  8. Dohtimes says:

    If both ever did hook up Sandra wouldn’t have to any dusting for a week.

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