How America Shows Compassion to Her Enemies

Posted on October 31, 2012 8:00 pm

Boeing successfully tested a new “microwave missile” that can take out electronic targets with little collateral damage.

Our enemies will be blind and deaf, but at least they’ll have popcorn.

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13 Responses to “How America Shows Compassion to Her Enemies”

  1. Jimmy says:

    But their microwave ovens are microprocessor-controlled and will be dead, too! So, maybe no popcorn after all.

  2. Harvey says:

    Ah, but the microwave in the missile will still work.

    Popcorn!

  3. Rayfan87 says:

    Just how effective will this be in the middle east? They’re only one step out if the stone age as it is. Imagine a Neanderthal with an AK, cell phone, and Mercedes. That’s basically what the ME is full of.

  4. Jimmy says:

    Harvey, are you saying “Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.” ?

  5. Manolo says:

    Harvey:

    ….and Hot Pockets!

  6. Harvey says:

    @5 I think it’s “Hot Falafels” in that neck of the woods

  7. Jimmy says:

    I’d like to see the antenna in that missile. Got to be ultra top secret. Just sayin’.

  8. Dave's not here says:

    Wouldn’t this missile be doing them a favor? I mean, they long for the stone age already, so….

  9. Bill says:

    The Mercedes and cell phone won’t work but it’s hard to kill an AK

  10. Eric Praline says:

    Why not a missile that causes lots of collateral damage but doesn’t harm electronics? That way we can collect all the dead people’s gadgets and sell them on e-bay.

  11. hwuu says:

    Think of the horror. All the butter melted at once. Everyone’s coffee warmed up. War is hell.

  12. FormerHostage says:

    #5
    mmmmmm…Hot Pockets!

  13. Dohtimes says:

    Jimmy, not so much top secret as Pop Secret.

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