How America Shows Compassion to Her Enemies
Boeing successfully tested a new “microwave missile” that can take out electronic targets with little collateral damage.
Our enemies will be blind and deaf, but at least they’ll have popcorn.
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October 31st, 2012 at 9:02 pm
But their microwave ovens are microprocessor-controlled and will be dead, too! So, maybe no popcorn after all.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:42 pm
Ah, but the microwave in the missile will still work.
Popcorn!
October 31st, 2012 at 9:43 pm
Just how effective will this be in the middle east? They’re only one step out if the stone age as it is. Imagine a Neanderthal with an AK, cell phone, and Mercedes. That’s basically what the ME is full of.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:48 pm
Harvey, are you saying “Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.” ?
October 31st, 2012 at 9:51 pm
Harvey:
….and Hot Pockets!
October 31st, 2012 at 9:57 pm
@5 I think it’s “Hot Falafels” in that neck of the woods
October 31st, 2012 at 10:50 pm
I’d like to see the antenna in that missile. Got to be ultra top secret. Just sayin’.
October 31st, 2012 at 11:08 pm
Wouldn’t this missile be doing them a favor? I mean, they long for the stone age already, so….
October 31st, 2012 at 11:44 pm
The Mercedes and cell phone won’t work but it’s hard to kill an AK
November 1st, 2012 at 12:45 am
Why not a missile that causes lots of collateral damage but doesn’t harm electronics? That way we can collect all the dead people’s gadgets and sell them on e-bay.
November 1st, 2012 at 9:54 am
Think of the horror. All the butter melted at once. Everyone’s coffee warmed up. War is hell.
November 1st, 2012 at 10:45 am
#5
mmmmmm…Hot Pockets!
November 1st, 2012 at 2:27 pm
Jimmy, not so much top secret as Pop Secret.