Crowley: President Obama, let me ask you, why did Mitt Romney politicize the tragic killing of our ambassador and three others in Libya?
Obama: I’m glad you asked that, Candy.
Crowley: Just trying to do my part.
Obama: You always do. Candy, what few people know is that Mitt Romney was nowhere to be seen in the hours before the tragic killing of four Americans in Benghazi.
I’m not sure whether he was giving a woman cancer, putting a dog on the roof of a car, cutting a gay kid’s hair, baptizing a dead Jew to satisfy the demands of his so-called religion, or where he was. But we’re going to get to the bottom of it. We have an ongoing investigation. I really can’t say any more.
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